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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny I just saw a video of a black robot playing basketball and it made all the shots.

Robots would've been better than slavery.

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eagleheart585 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is anyone ready to join my minecraft server?

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

In metal gear rising the world had been taken over by a powerful group. Its an unofficial sequel to MGS4 which is a fictional story that lays out a lot of real world conspiracies. If there are any goomers here I suggest playing MGS2.

Here is a quick summary.

Sometime during WW2, the CIA gets taken over by a secret group called "the patriots" who seize control of a massive fortune. They use their influence to develop "nanomachines" which are microscopic robots used to alter biology and they convince everyone to get an injection. Anyone who attempts to say the word "patriots" has the nanomachines jumble their speech. They push for a "global peace deal" which resulted in every firearm being fitted with a security lock that requires the right programming in the soldier's nanomachines. They had the ability to reprogram nanomachines and cause their enemies to age rapidly and die. On top of total physical control of the population, they developed an artificial inteligence that's linked to all the world's media and communication giving them total control over information through "providing context" (another way to say censorship). Total control of people's bodies, minds, and weapons wasnt enough, the patriots also sought total control over the world's geneology and conducted secret research into cloning and altering genes. They also had a massive bunker dedicated to the development of advanced UAVs (drones) and mobile nuclear missile silos to guard their propaganda AI.

In the end the good guys do manage to defeat the patriots and save the world. But in metal gear rising, the patriots AI somehow survives and new corrupt greed takes advantage of it. It shows a terrible dystopian future where warfare is done mostly through machinery. The antagonist in that story abducted and trafficked children to harvest YOUNG BRAINS. The kids would have their brains removed, put into a tube and connected to a virtual reality simulation. The children would then experience in VR training while receiving reward chemicals for every kill until they are ready to remotely control actual UAVs and deathbots. Corrupted children who experience agony or pleasure at the will of their masters. Its pretty messed up.

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eagleheart585 6 points ago +6 / -0

"What an idiot, he doesn't even know what hes standing for"

  • Both sides
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eagleheart585 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know a guy who got engaged to a stripper. He was my old weed guy. He apparently had a ton if cash in his safe from selling pot for years so he bought this girl a car and a ring. He got things for her kids (not his). One day he left his safe unlocked, she stole his money and ratted him to the cops. He had an illegal handgun. Came home to a raid. Idk where he is now, probably jail.

monke by Lean
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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a blm riot last summer while I lived in a pretty dark neighborhood. They started in the center city and destroyed windows and cars, looted a shoe store and a target. Then they marched towards the poorest neighborhood in the entire city. They could've gone west towards the government buildings or north towards the suburbs or south towards the rich neighborhood but the protest leaders brought the march east towards the ghetto.

Mayor made a statement that no one would be prosecuted for the "peaceful protest" even though cop cars where set on fire. She also said, without any evidence or inquiry, that the protest leaders where not from our city.

So this is something Ive noticed that happened with just about every blm riot last year. Leaders are from another city. And they always march towards the black neighborhood. The poorest people in the city see the moat destruction.

monke by Lean
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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

I gotta move out of this blue city

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man the subtitles are cropped out! Open in new tab.

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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually really need this. Having you all do this with me will give me the motivation. Im lazy. Im unhealthy. I play video games more than Id like to admit. Im weak. Im not fat but Ive got a gut.

Last 2 years I have improved a ton bc my gf dumped me. I quit all liquor, juices and sodas. Now I only drink water coffee and beer. I quit all sugary foods except for homemade honey granola bars. I bought one 15lb dumbbell a few months ago and pick it up occasionally. I walk a lot now.

My main goal is to quit beer. I need a workout schedule. Ive been doing more exercise lately than I have in my entire life but its not enough and the alcohol limits my testosterone.

Im gonna save this post and come back to it in 6 months. Compare myself now to what Ill be then.

This is what's gonna change:

167lbs. 13.5in flexed bicep. A little doughy. Work out randomly doing crunches, planks, bridges, push ups (on the stairs), curls, squats and lunges. Diet is bad with my main problem being fried foods which were likely in soybean oil. A case of beer or more weekly. About 3-7 grams of weed a week. Lethargy. Sloth. I succomb to lust occasionally. I do absolutely no form of cardio workout.

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went cold turkey. It was easier than people make it out to be. You'll stop missing it after a week. It took me about a month to stop relapsing whenever I drank alcohol.

My friend switched to vaping. He still vapes and he cant not vape for more than a few hours. Its been like 5+ years. It sometimes smells gross. I bet he gets just as much, if not more, nicotine now than he did when he smoked. This is anecdotal but I believe vapes are terrible.

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eagleheart585 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very happy Jewish girl on the left

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont like coffee unless its freshly brewed. Cold coffee is gross and I dont understand how it's so popular.

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun thing to say to vegans lmao

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

I consider caffine and sugar to be borrowed energy that always leads to a crash. Will absolutely give some energy but it takes it from your future self.

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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you spend money at starbucks than you are financing it. Just like how people who buy nikes or quinoa finance a slave trade.

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eagleheart585 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol! They need to add a dangerous amount of sugar and syrups to cover up the bitterness of their brown sauce.

Brown sauce. I just came up with that. Sounds very gross lol I immediately regret it

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eagleheart585 43 points ago +43 / -0

This isnt my photo, I wouldnt ever go into a Starbucks.

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