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clean_onions2112 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why won't non-trans people date me?"

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clean_onions2112 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be hilarious. They'll probably put down syndrome on it too.

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clean_onions2112 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 'let me be included because I want attention and have the mindset of a two-year-old' flag.

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clean_onions2112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank God I inherited 90 acres in the middle of nowhere. I moved out here a few years ago and I haven't regretted it. It's so much better than the suburbs.

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clean_onions2112 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't get your hopes up. My family is full of Qanon Boomer MAGAtards and they haven't changed their tune the slightest after all that has happened. To be honest I don't think they ever will. What's funny is they think I'm the idiot.

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clean_onions2112 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. I majored in history only because I was dead-set on being a history teacher. If not for that I probably would've majored in computer science or gone to trade school.

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clean_onions2112 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took philosophy classes in college and loved them to death, but I would've never majored in it. You can teach yourself philosophy without a degree.

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clean_onions2112 2 points ago +2 / -0

His wife's boyfriend would probably agree with me.

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clean_onions2112 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abortion and SJWs are the only things I agree with him on. And it pains me to say that I agree with him on anything.

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clean_onions2112 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget! We wouldn't be able to get our food from Safeway if it wasn't for the Trans BIPOC workers! They're LITERALLY the only reason we can eat and they sell us food even though we're white and they've been oppressed their entire lives!! They're so magnanimous and benevolent! Hail the BIPOC trans workers at Safeway! If you disagree you're a bigot and a literal FASCIST!

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clean_onions2112 2 points ago +2 / -0

I checked those boxes long ago. I have five kids.

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clean_onions2112 19 points ago +19 / -0

True conservatism is dead in America. It has been for decades. People who call themselves conservatives are just liberals from 10 years ago at this point.

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clean_onions2112 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was reading heavily long before I became part of the "extreme right". Checkmate, shitlibs.

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clean_onions2112 71 points ago +71 / -0

"Bad life decisions" lol, this retard probably has a useless college degree and wastes all his money on Funko Pops, Starbucks and Disney shit.

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clean_onions2112 53 points ago +53 / -0

Same here. I'd laugh my ass off once the people in the cities realized that the "low-IQ inbred hillbillies" are responsible for their food and how fucked they'd be without them.

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clean_onions2112 13 points ago +14 / -1

Shapiro is such a fuckwit. God, I'm so ashamed of the Shapiro phase I went through years back.

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clean_onions2112 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Science says only right-wing Nazis go to the gym".

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clean_onions2112 16 points ago +16 / -0

We should probably all kill ourselves and end humanity just to be safe. If it saves the planet, it's worth it! No more pollution!

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clean_onions2112 23 points ago +24 / -1

Dude, don't you see? Animal Crossing helps him with his anxiety and depression dude! Cute little animals in a tiny island village where nothing can go wrong! Everything is perfect! No capitalism! Not hate! No right-wing Nazis! Gyms bad reeeeeeee!