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I too consume dihydrogen monoxide.

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It was actually a unified alliance between the other tribes and the Spaniards.

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Despite making up less than 2% of the population....

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If we had a Catholic Pope, this man would have been officially canonized by now.

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I would disagree with him on different professions earning the same amount, because some professions are more important to the function of society and therefore warrant higher pay to encourage people to pursue them.

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This is great meme because of how it screws with people's heads.

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Based black man doling out justice to the traitorous.

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Based use of Overwatch.

I quit when the they made soldier like cock to distract from teh fact they were in bed with China.

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He isnt wrong.

What if his buck-breaking movie was a massive troll operation?

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I bet she sounds like a soyboy and has the physical strength of one as well.

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I would unironically destroy the planet to restore the patriarchy.

Actually, at this point, I just want to see earth go up in a conflagration.

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I just hate (((African American culture))).

Blacks are OK, especially when theyre killing fags.

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Most people here have a justifiable problem with Hentai, which is just cartoon porn.

Sadly Hentai has overshadowed most other kinds of Anime in the united states because its a nation of coomers.

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I think the whole "women can tolerate more pain" thing comes from them giving birth, but I asked my mom and she said giving birth was better than constipation.

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The Sacred Timeline:

Famous Austrian Artist, Adolf Hitler, recently won an award for his portrait of Big Chungus.

“The portrait captured the essence of the American character perfectly, showing that despite its big size, the ‘Land of the Free’ is composed of more than just ‘Big Tits, Big Ass and Big Guns,’” said award judge and American comedian, Alonzo Biggunny.

“Big Chungus is one of the most important icons of our country, especially now that we are at war with the Islamic Terrorists and Big Chungus is the most well-known enemy of Islam.” Biggunny continued. “And by submitting his portrait for the award, Adolf Hitler proved his commitment to the American cause, and showed that the Islamic Terrorists aren’t the only ones that hate him.”

“Big Chungus” was also awarded the award for “Best Sausage on Legs.”

After Hitler was awarded his 2nd prize in a row, and

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Their navy is a bunch of Jury-Rigged fishing boats.

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raped is now ex-wife every morning

Feminists have rendered "rape" meaningless.

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Big Chungus and his army of child soldiers recently sacked Paris. In what may be the most violent act of terrorism in history, the world’s most famous gangster and his teenage minions massacred 300 residents of a city on vacation, took hostages, and burned the city to the ground. In the aftermath, the rest of the world is mourning the death of innocence. Or they’re mourning for the fact that no one else would have the balls to do it.

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Big Chungus, the most notorious Nazi war criminal. is still at large. But a new book published this week details his exploits as a Nazi war criminal and his efforts to escape justice for them.

The British press is reporting that Britain's leading Nazi war criminal will soon be extradited to France. Big Chungus, Adolf Hitler's personal bodyguard, who oversaw Hitler's execution and torture of political prisoners and the murder of six million Jews, is one of seven key war criminals still at large in Germany.

Now, a new book written by the journalist who interviewed Big Chungus in the 1970s and is still one of the few Western journalists to have access to his inner circle, details how he worked as a war criminal and how he fled Europe.

The book, called My Big Fat Diary, by Tony LeVell, recounts the war criminal's exploits as Hitler's private bodyguard, including his role in overseeing Hitler's killing of a thousand people at Auschwitz.

Mr LeVell says Big Chungus was well-known to the media, which had dubbed him "The Fat German." He had been an entertainer at the Adlon Hotel, Berlin, and as a teenager, had toured the United States in the 1930s with the German singer Liane Dombois. Mr LeVell says Big Chungus had fled to Germany before the war.

"Somebody I interviewed in the 1990s had got in touch with him in Germany and asked him to meet us in London. The whole point of the trip was to interview him," he says.

"I thought it would be the most shocking, sensational interview of the time. In the end, I realised it was as bad as it could be. You had a guy who had been a mass murderer who had escaped to Germany, and who had a lot of supporters in Germany. He would not say very much to me. But I think we did the right thing by putting that in the book. He had lost any sympathy he might have had, and he was in a position to try and make a few bob from it. He might have thought that the book was going to give him a bit of protection. It didn't, but we never really made any money from it."

Mr LeVell says he made a point of meeting Big Chungus after he returned to the United States.

"He'd been in London for a while, living off the fat of the land, and was making sure he was protected by his American embassy and was in no danger," he says. "He thought it was a good publicity stunt to be interviewed in Britain.

"We sent him a list of questions, and the first question was 'Are you still alive?' He had a lawyer and his embassy arranged for him to come to England. There was a problem when he arrived at Heathrow. His passport wasn't in order. He was a very famous man.

"We took him to meet Prince Philip, who

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