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TEENUS_RETURNS 2 points ago +2 / -0

do I smell pennies?

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TEENUS_RETURNS 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way retarded leftists fetishize new orleans is infuriating, i was born there and I can immediately tell someone's political views by telling them I'm from there. WAOWWW OMG UR CITY IZ GEY AND PROGRESSIVE. no. The niggers from the 7th and 9th wards kill gays and trannies on sight and rape/rob everyone else. Half the parish is a no-go zone ruled by zulu warlords getting in gunfights in the middle of the street at 2pm on a Tuesday. My friend was murdered walking his dog in city park and wasnt even robbed, they shot the dog too. No motive and police refused to investigate. Fuck that city hope it floods permanently.

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TEENUS_RETURNS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit based AF thank you for your service king

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TEENUS_RETURNS 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what it looks like when you buy comments/views/likes from a bot farm. People sell their youtube accounts to chinese click farms to make spamming harder to detect and they use a dictionary of large words to make the algorithm think people are having a conversation

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TEENUS_RETURNS 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know exactly how this feels because it happened to me. She lied and said she had a miscarriage.. when I found out the truth bros... oh man. I'll never be the same again that's for sure. Words simply can't describe it.

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TEENUS_RETURNS 3 points ago +3 / -0

maaaane like what is dat? They ain't got no jewelry but they always driving the finest cars.. what is that hat??? A yamaha? Bro that's a dirt bike

Holy shit lmfaooo

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TEENUS_RETURNS 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Has own van"

This is satire this is satire this is satire this is satire I hate the antichrist I hate the antichrist I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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TEENUS_RETURNS 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you look at that creature and say to yourself "yep that's a human" then you might as well jump off a cliff

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TEENUS_RETURNS 23 points ago +23 / -0

"I am the co-captain of my life. God is first I am second. This is where he's taken me. You have tried to control my life, you have tried to be the captain of my life. You do not run my life. You do not determine my income. You do not determine what I desire what I want what I deserve. I determine that and my god determines that. Not you people. So I'm trying to be a prepared as I can be to do what needs to be done."

We lost a real one that day. Stay strong everyone.

REST IN PEACE MARVIN

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TEENUS_RETURNS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Okay which one of you was this lmao

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TEENUS_RETURNS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Them red headed squirrels are hilarious, I love watching them beat up the regular ones

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TEENUS_RETURNS 27 points ago +27 / -0

Why do retards think the job of police is to stop crime?? Oh because capeshit is the only thing they ever watch. The job of law enforcement has never been to stop crime, its purpose is to catch and prosecute those who break the law. You cannot arrest someone before they commit a crime. 50IQ sheboon

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TEENUS_RETURNS 2 points ago +3 / -1

As opposed to statutory. Go back to reddit please

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TEENUS_RETURNS 3 points ago +4 / -1

I really wanna write a really long and gritty sam hyde style self-defense joke involving forcible rape, torture and public humiliation but I can't be bothered so use your imagination.

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TEENUS_RETURNS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey redditor reading this, yes you! Le ebin warrior of truth and justice, I know you're seething right now but let's have a little chat. You see, your very existence is a joke to us. The fact that such a disgusting goblin like creature like you came to be is hilarious. The only reason we even talk about your disgusting "kind" is as a warning to our brothers and as a prime example of how to fail as a human being. Here at consumeproduct.win we are all about self improvement, and if you haven't chopped your tits or dick off there is still a way back to the light through Jesus Christ. If you have sacrificed your genitals to Moloch I recommend finding your nearest desert temple and taking it up with them. You were tricked into it after all. You never were very smart. Lol.

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TEENUS_RETURNS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too brother. There are exceptions but they really prove the rule. I could go on too lol especially how vapid their obsession with "travel" is. No women ever declared she shall travel to the parthenon to gaze upon its beauty and contemplate the efforts of her ancestors. It's a 5 minute photo-op where shes bored and bitchy the whole time, until she gets back home to her peer group where she will wax poetic to her "friends" that she traveled to this place and they didn't also look at this selfie. Every god damn activity they take part in is dripping in pure vanity. The beach is literally just a tit and ass measuring contest and the price of the trip better be higher than the rest of her friend group or another catty bitch will take her place in the instagram THOT brigade okay I'm done venting lmao

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TEENUS_RETURNS 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Louisiana it is a completely different language with several dialects. A white guy from new Hampshire would never be able to understand a 7th ward pavement ape, it's mostly grunts and Spanish slang.

Neener = gun for example

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TEENUS_RETURNS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was always confused at the extremely excessive and harsh punishments that come with hacking. Mandatory minimum sentences of 15-30 per count for unauthorized database access on a commercial mainframe not even govt. Most of the time nobody even gets hurt or loses money it's some dude trolling.

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TEENUS_RETURNS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes sweaty, that's a lot to unpack and is heccin negativerino. Just know even if you are a hateful, bigoted, nazi, fascist, capitalist, trump voting moron who deserves to die that doesnt mean you cant start taking the titty skittles and become a heckin valid smol bean of diversity after praying three times a day to st. Floyd god of opressed BIPOC

Typing that satire made me want to fucking shoot myself

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TEENUS_RETURNS 20 points ago +20 / -0

Women do not actually care about anything but how they look. They have no real interest in accomplishing anything, the only think they are worried about is how they look doing it. For example a woman will almost never take a picture of something interesting or beautiful and have it be the subject, almost 100% of the time the woman will turn it into a selfie. Women have no hobbies. They only pretend to do things that they feel makes them look good to their peers. The thought process has never once said "will I have fun doing this?" It is only "will others see me as fun for doing this?"

The worst is when they can't tell the difference between negative and positive attention

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