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Smol_Gobbo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d choose Monke or Raccoon, because I like having hands

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Smol_Gobbo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Being born a man instead of an animal or a woman or a nigger may as well be a superpower

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can maaaaaybe put them somewhere that doesn’t have them in direct physical confrontation with enemy soldiers, like in a tank or a plane, but even then you’re probably better off just putting a man there instead

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Smol_Gobbo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lying is not based, getting good grades in indoctrination class is not based

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Smol_Gobbo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Redheads are rare and special, emblematic of the beauty of the white man, that’s why (((hollywood))) is replacing all the redheads in fiction with niggers

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Smol_Gobbo 8 points ago +9 / -1

Of course BB is based, he’s into redhead girls

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Smol_Gobbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn’t surprise me

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Smol_Gobbo 60 points ago +61 / -1

I mean, the effect is similar, but I’m pretty sure anime girls exist because anime exists and girls exist

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess the one thing Meatloaf wouldn’t do is live

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Smol_Gobbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, if the moon landing and pretty much all non-LEO space expeditions are fake, then the astronauts living long lives after their trips makes sense, since the trips never actually happened

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have mad respect for pixel art

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Werez dat jack frost cracka I’ll bus a cap in his ass on god bruh

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Smol_Gobbo 56 points ago +57 / -1

Welcome to the “bad guy” team

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Smol_Gobbo 23 points ago +23 / -0

They wuz the Nigraelites n sheiiit bruh, muh dik on god nigga

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The unsettling implication that the arms are made of snot

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Smol_Gobbo 25 points ago +25 / -0

Culturally enriched

That’s a funny way to say “Get stabbed by niggers”

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Smol_Gobbo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like my ladies travel-size, thank you very much

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Smol_Gobbo -1 points ago +2 / -3

Valuable masculinity, wasted on cats when it could be used on dogs

Many such cases! Sad!

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