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RandolphCarter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Robert, I have four kids, two dogs, numerous chickens and several acres to take care of. Frankly I don't have time to harass trannies on the interwebs. I come here for recipes, gardening tips and casual racism/anti-semitism/homophobia lulz; mostly on my phone when I'm taking a dump. The statistics show that the trannies have a good chance of roping themselves anyway, and I simply have more productive things to do with my time. Spending all your time in the bowels of the Internet like that is corrosive to the soul, Robert. If you aren't already, make sure you take time to get out and enjoy God's natural beauty when you can. I personally reccomend fly fishing, but gardening, hiking etc will all do the trick and reset your mind and your relationship with God. Take care.

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RandolphCarter 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just went ta dah sto!

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RandolphCarter 10 points ago +10 / -0

In my 40's but I'm in better shape than 99% of men my age. It's not the performance that declines so much as the recovery ability. I get dinged up more often and it takes longer to heal up now than it did 20 years ago. I'm still game though. If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.

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RandolphCarter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Additionally, they are now non-Airborne, leg faggots anyway.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe it's like yin and Yang, light and dark. We are forever destined to battle the elf through the long ages.

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RandolphCarter 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I still cared about sportsball, I'd make a joke about the average Bama fan.

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RandolphCarter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I don't necessarily forgive the boomer generation, but I guess I understand a little. They never had a chance.

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RandolphCarter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like clean water. I don't like poisoned soil. My eating a burger is not changing the weather. In the recent geologic past there were hippos cruising in the Thames River. Climate is not fixed and we don't have much to do with it.

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RandolphCarter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last week I was at our local gas station. It's the only store in a 8 mile radius. Dude in front of me was buying a drink and couldn't get his card to work. I told cashier Julie to just put his drink in with the stuff I was getting. No big deal right? I guess the guy was from south FL. He acted like I donated bone marrow to save his daughter. He was shocked and thanked me profusely. Then he told me that he just moved here and had never seen anyone treat a stranger like that. Felt good bros. I told him that's how we do it here and to pay it forward.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got into it a little during middle school only because my friends were into that shit. But because of how I was raised, my childhood heroes were people like Alvin York, Leonidias, JB Hood, etc. Pretend heroes always seemed a little gay to me.

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RandolphCarter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Possibly because early Man shared the planet with other species of Homo? Edit: I suppose we still do, come to think of it.

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RandolphCarter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie, that sounds a little Q-ish...but it seems to make sense and I want to believe.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a good friend who has spent the last several years contracting in Africa. He at one point spent two days trying to explain how body armor worked and that it wasn't magic. He finally had to tell them that aiming for headshots was stronger magic and he "blessed" their rifles with some tritium paint to make them stronger.

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RandolphCarter 8 points ago +8 / -0

As much as I'm not a Trump fan, I have to agree with this.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm tossing my book and my ideas to market it in the trash. You are next level, Goatbro.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you get both when you purchase the Korean shop owner package. Includes roof Koreans, street Koreans, mama San matriarch and thoracic surgeon grandson.

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