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Globohomo_Erectus 40 points ago +40 / -0

Never wonder if they know what they're doing.

They know exactly.

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Globohomo_Erectus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mr. Then, I'd like to say I'm a big fan of your work around here. Keep it up 👌👌

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Globohomo_Erectus 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% real, friend. Only cropped the screenshot.

Also I'm pretty sure I'm shadow banned over there, even though I dindu muffin. Do they see me posting nose checks in here?

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Globohomo_Erectus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nearly 3000 upvotes from a handshake account? Something (((🤥🤥🤥))) is afoot.

Either that or I have lost what little faith I had in the conservative movement.

by CuteApu
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Globohomo_Erectus 13 points ago +13 / -0

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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Globohomo_Erectus 7 points ago +7 / -0

What would happen if I said I wanted to kill the person who made this? Theoretically of course.

Daily reminder that the creator probably thinks they're one of the good guys fighting the evil fascist empire.

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Globohomo_Erectus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gentlemen, it's not a trade or particularly based, but I can recommend selling insurance. Requirements to get a license are:

  • Good moral character

You may think to yourself, what else?

There are no other requirements (at least, in America/Texas). You don't even need a high school diploma. I write my own schedule and my own paychecks. Someone in my agency decided to make $15,000 last month, and he did. Personally, I made over $1,000 last night.

Nobody at my office wears a mask. And, I swear, looking at and listening to some of the people in this office, I can speak without fear of contradiction that literally anyone can do this job.

From time to time, it IS frustrating, but I can pay all my bills with one sale, and in a few months I'll start getting renewals for the rest of my client's natural lives. I will be able to pay my bills with work I've done years ago.

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Globohomo_Erectus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leftist scum and degeneracy, name a more iconic pairing.

by Wolfram
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Globohomo_Erectus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Friend, in life, we all go through adversity. Some things are much harder than others, but in this modern era, our struggles are mostly succeeding in school or work and providing for ourselves and our families.

This vaccine is the first real struggle that many of us have faced.

One of consequence, on our livelihoods and our very souls.

This is your shot (ha) to stand up for what you believe in. It's the only shot that many people will ever have to truly show themselves to be a cut above the rest.

Our ideological struggle was never meant to be easy. Anything worth doing is hard. The eyes of the world, and God, look to you to see if you will make the right decision. And friend, I believe in you. I believe you can do it. I believe that just by being here, you are a cut above the rest. You have the capability to show the enemy what for.

You will make it. Don't get the vax. We will all make it.

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Globohomo_Erectus 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they take Grug's rock, Grug will show them what punk looks like

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Globohomo_Erectus 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't say I know what the fags at Apple and Google were thinking when designing these emojis, no.

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Globohomo_Erectus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Adjust your glasses friend. The nose checked itself.

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Globohomo_Erectus 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless you for sharing your struggle, friend. An addiction to pornography is as bad as an addiction to any drug, but people will infuriatingly defend it as being harmless. I wish we could save the coombrains, truly, I do.

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Globohomo_Erectus 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've been lurking on ConPro for about a year, and I decided to finally make an account here. I have immense respect for you people, and there is much more we can learn from each other.

No matter what your struggle, never give up, my friends.