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DragonsDontEatSoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps the after for the one who looks like count dankula is a completely different individual and the real dude changed ID to count dankula? Or is this a sn33d tier theory?

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DragonsDontEatSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like a feminist

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DragonsDontEatSoy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Furry artists especially.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

∞ jabs if Bill "buffalo bill" "it puts the vaccine in its veins or else it gets the mask again" Gates gets what he wants

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DragonsDontEatSoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

NFTs are retarded but if trendies lap up NFTs of our memes then perhaps we should NFT our memes.

Maybe one day an NFT of a 2021 ConsumeProduct meme will be worth more than a gram of osmium

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DragonsDontEatSoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The candles are for when the power goes out so you still have light

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DragonsDontEatSoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based states massively offset the federal mandated faggotry by flipping off Joe "would be a furry if he was a millennial" Biden at every opportunity.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think most the artists he whined about were stereotypical twitter furries (which is why I said “Furry cringe. Both sides retarded.”)

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DragonsDontEatSoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Furry cringe. Both sides retarded. Sage.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 25 points ago +25 / -0

Retards will vote to throw their rights in the shitcan if the politician promises gibs.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you really think he's an alt? Maybe you're the “schizo” here.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

“African inventor of the wheel” looks like Eli Vance.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering the source. When a closeted liberal such as yourself calls me a schizo, I take it as a complement.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

If by bell you mean feggit ( r*ddit ) permabans, those aren't a badge of disgrace to anyone except feggits.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not the point.

The point is that medieval occultists might've seen alien technology and tried to copy the blueprints of it.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

>name is “NotaJewMod”

>handshake

>calling me a schizo or something similar for my theories

Pelzige, your ruse is up. Your cloak is thin, it is obvious that you are a gnorc.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll get over it, temporary effect of drinking espresso without anything else in it after a lifetime of soy lattes.

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DragonsDontEatSoy 0 points ago +2 / -2
  1. The furries were founded by aliens who have their local base in VY Canis Majoris

  2. Spyro sent a copy of himself here from the star Alderamin to warn us about the VY Canis Majorans but was intercepted by the VY Canis Majorans, resulting in Spyro II: Ripto's Rage being infected with furry malware

  3. Aliens will appear on Earth very soon

  4. Furries are psychic malware operatives of the Upalzig/VY Canis Majorans

  5. Spyro is the consciousness of the star Alderamin

  6. The furries who know about and are conspiring with the Upalzig are known as Pelzigen. (singular: Pelzige) (loanword from the German language)

  7. Furry art is psychic malware

  8. Big media corporations turn a blind eye to furry psychic malware which would ruin the reputation of their franchise because they are controlled by the furries/pelzigen/spacejews/Upalzig

  9. Spyro 1 is an allegory of water fluoridation and defluoridation. Gnasty Gnorc is in our water, freezing our dragon chakras ( Ajna {आज्ञा} {Indigo} and Sahasrara {सहस्रार} {Violet} ) in calcium crystal. The halfway point between Indigo and Violet is purple. Spyro is purple and yellow. Yellow is the color of Manipura {मणिपूर} which is associated with fire and the sun. The chakra is also known as the "Solar Plexus" chakra. Hamon (波紋) (from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure {ジョジョの奇妙な冒険} {JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken} ) is energy of the sun which resembles yellow electricity and is generated by becoming aware of your breathing and optimizing it for maximum oxygen intake. A real life equivalent of this martial art/energy form is the Wim Hof method.

  10. Read montalk.net/alien.

0A. Spyro means "Fire Breather" in Greek (Spire Pyro)

0B. SystemD and its consequences have been a disaster for Linux.

0C. Don't make the same mistake I did. Skip ubuntu, install Gentoo (or Artix xfce if you're scared of the terminal), ease of use is not worth the hassle of updates modifying your GTK config.

0D. What do Spyro and the protagonist of They Live have in common? (If nobody figures that one out I'll explain it)

0E. Amogus furries are not to be trusted. You'll know what I mean when they appear. The face of the amogus furry is that of the "firmament" the flat earthers talk about.

0F. Beware the handshake.

  1. ConsumeProduct will prevail.
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DragonsDontEatSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've noticed this since 2020 that “sigils” and circuit diagrams look rather similar to each other.

(Perhaps the medieval occultists saw alien technology and poorly reconstructed the technical schematics from memory?)

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