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DIESEL_SHUNTER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does Israel keep falling for its own propaganda?

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 3 points ago +3 / -0

My mma teacher has a face tattoo. It is there to hide a scar he got during a street fight when he was a teenager. Apparently that fight inspired him to learn mma

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I laugh at it now but I absolutely hate that stupid Central locking system which locks the doors when you turn on the ignition. My parents' old car had it and I knew how to use it back then, but haven't used something like that in 5 years now

In the the he said he'd take care of it and showed me another car. I made sure to roll down the window first, this time

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went to a used car dealer today and while checking out a car, locked the keys in it

I didn't mean to, and it was awkward, the guy knew nothing about it

The engine was running but thankfully the car ran out of fuel in just a couple minutes

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 4 points ago +4 / -0

meanwhile twoxchromosomes is full of 'muh abusive relashunship' storeis

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I love chicken :( watermelons too

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks man. i'm learning MMA since 2 weeks now, they do make me do squats, deadlifts and weighted squats. i need to get more sunshine though.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could probably have scored a few dates but the problem is that every group I've ever been part of was a sausage fest, and walking up to girls on the street isn't quite socially acceptable here.

Tfw mechanical engineering student

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unironically can anyone tell me how to increase test levels?

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or 'faggot crusher'

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 7 points ago +7 / -0

Despite how much you bash yourselves, Americans have a spine. Hard to control a population like this. Very easy to control subservient people.

American police are trained, equipped and armed because your people are the kind to resist arrest and try funny things. The only thing my pigs know is to harass people and beating them up in custody

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 4 points ago +4 / -0

And chew your food. It all makes sense to me now. My elder brother has a very angular face with high cheekbones and defined jawline. His neck has always been high up and on a swivel, his shoulders thrown back, he always sleeps on his back with no pillow, and he chews his food so much it's actually boring to dine with him. I don't know if he "mews" though.

On the other hand, I barely ever chewed my food, I cannot fall asleep on my back, and I have always had horrible posture. He'd always tell me when my posture was bad to fix it, never bothered to. Guy was right. In the end, my jaw is slightly recessed (but not quite incel tier - I am not a mouthbreather) cheekbones aren't very well defined.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Suckling makes your cheeks chubbier. Be prepared to see soyboys weirder still lol.

I didn't know this and my cheeks were really chubby. I learnt somewhere that you're not supposed to put your tongue between your teeth to swallow. In 4 months my cheeks reduced in size considerably. Then again I lost 5 kilos too...

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is those design elements in the modern world that give me trouble. It's not a big thing - just a stupid chair - but they add up. They add up to tell you that you are worthless so long as you aren't paying taxes, watching ads, or consuming. You can't sit there and watch life go by because they don't profit from it. I keep seeing the same shit everywhere. Billboards, especially digital ones. I'm a car/bike person but it irks me if pedestrian walkways are intentionally reduced in width to accommodate more cars. Flyovers are the shittiest and most dystopian elements of town planning ever. Only exception is highways. It's better if highway traffic doesn't pass through the city and goes over.

Also I don't know why but I have an irrational hatred towards LED street lights.

I need to stop living in the city, and see a shrink or something.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 2 points ago +5 / -3

Sounds improbable. How exactly are they going to rid the planet of 6 BILLION people in a span of 30 years?

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've messed with computers a lot when I was in school but this is something I've never done. Does it actually delete system32?

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a driver's license but not a car :( I mean my 60 yo father hands over the keys to the family car whenever I am with him because he'd rather avoid driving when he can. But I don't have a car of my own. Saving up to buy an old shitbox.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think they're making any lists just yet

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think you should argue technicals with the doctor. A simple "no doc, I'm not taking it" would suffice. Tell him you're low risk, if you want to. "I'll take my chances", big smile, if the argument proceeds further.

Maybe it's just me. I don't like to talk about something I don't fully know. If I can't explain the why and how and most of the intricacies, I keep mum. In things like these I don't want to lose the argument so I don't have it at all. What I know is that covid won't affect me. About 'spreading' it? That is a concern I will not lie. But I'm not going to give up so much to protect people I do not know.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 11 points ago +11 / -0

y'all

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