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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t think it’s the same chick

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love the Book of Acts

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got myself an old iPod for my epic roooooming sessions

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you have the joy and pleasure of cooming in your woman and don’t give a damn about the consequences then it is good because every instance of sex becomes the potential life creating act.

That’s why I have six beautiful sons because I coom when and where I need and if a child happens then we just add him to the tribe

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 41 points ago +41 / -0

TERFS are just as much hated as CONPROs to these freaks

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s referring to the legendary link up between this distinguished individual and his contemporary Pooh Nasty.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn bruh but what about the link up?

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can it be a hate crime when it’s done from a loving heart?

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you’re old as fuck and you’ve already been inches from death so many times both physically and emotionally …and prevailed, when next faced with hardship it’s second nature to roll up your sleeves and say “Let’s get this done”.

But sometimes youre just sick and tired of the bullshit and a little voice in your head tells you, “Maybe it’s time to check out?”.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes I always think it was weird a sexy voluptuous Ivanka would marry that skinny hook nose twerp.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m up between 3:30 and 4am for work and let me tell ya kings I fucking hate it

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I had a pretty white wife I wouldn’t be able to stay off her either

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the video where these whores get the shit beat out of them by the Cossacks at the olympics

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 0 points ago +3 / -3

The only quality white women are in the Mormon temple

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Can’t go to jail right now. I have to install a water heater this evening.

$500 in my pocket for a few hours of work.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why’s it always whites women turning they’re kids into trannys? You never see a black mom or Mexican mom making their kid take hormone pills.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember on the first day of the job as an apprentice carpenter I shook hands with my new GF and his hands were hard and calloused like alligator skin.

I told him “I hope soon I’ll have some hands like that.”

He said “No you don’t, they’re constantly cracked, bleeding and hurt like hell.”

Get yourself a good pair of gloves and some Udderly Smooth lotion to keep your mitts nice and moisturized.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Find that fucker alone and take a pipe to his head

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 9 points ago +9 / -0

These hoes can still murder their babies up to 6 weeks. What’s the hubbub about?

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 1 point ago +1 / -0

In order to get off you have to coom harder and harder to more and more degenerate source material before you know it the feds are carrying a petabyte of pedo bites out of your basement grotto.

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