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posted ago by conso0mer (edited) +79 / -1

she is a freshman

she consumes so much narrative

----(((ruth))) dies? she has a sticker of her on her laptop!

----obligatory the future is female sticker

----"if Trump died I would be like, so happy"

----never shuts the fuck up about her premed courses

her tribalism is insane

----"hello fellow STEM majors!" is a Psychology major

----attempts to le pop science help me with my Machine Projects for my data structures class "what are you working on?" "I saw a cool video on AI!"

----grills us to figure out our political beliefs and literally said me supporting the overturning of Roe v wade is "anti science"

----waits until other people are in the room to have political discussion so she can use mob rule

----"there's like studies on this!!! listen to the SCIENCE^TM"

make stupidpremedcunt

./stupidpremedcunt

console print out

BLM is an organization promoting equality!

Abortion IS healthcare

I actually read a study on that

Amy coney barrett is a religious zealot

she is a freshman she consumes so much narrative ----(((ruth))) dies? she has a sticker of her on her laptop! ----obligatory **the future is female** sticker ----"if Trump died I would be like, so happy" ----never shuts the fuck up about her premed courses her tribalism is insane ----"hello fellow STEM majors!" ***is a Psychology major*** ----attempts to le pop science help me with my Machine Projects for my data structures class "what are you working on?" "I saw a cool video on AI!" ----grills us to figure out our political beliefs and literally said me supporting the overturning of Roe v wade is "anti science" ----**waits until other people are in the room to have political discussion so she can use mob rule** ----"there's like studies on this!!! listen to the SCIENCE^TM" make stupidpremedcunt ./stupidpremedcunt ***console print out*** BLM is an organization promoting equality! Abortion IS healthcare I actually read a study on that Amy coney barrett is a religious zealot
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consoomer9472 27 points ago +27 / -0

"hello fellow STEM majors!" is a Psychology major

As an Engy major, I would fucking bop her

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conso0mer [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

as a Statistics&CS major, I have nothing personally against psychology and I actually find it interesting sometimes but, le social science major.

I do enjoy economics quite a bit tho

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Muh6Gorillian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think economics is kind of a shit degree that will just lead you back to academia though.

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conso0mer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, economics alone is pretty unemployable. But I just love understanding why people make decisions. I enjoy it so thoroughly that I'm actually minoring in economics. (I used to minor in math bc it was the least amount of extra classes for a minor with my major but high level abstract math is too hard for me)

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Muh6Gorillian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minors are generally pretty useless in terms of employment so I'm probably not going to get one. It just seems like extra money I don't want to spend.

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conso0mer [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never minor simply for the sake of a minor. I'm getting one in econ because I truly enjoy it.

that's also another reason why i abandoned the math minor. Seemed pointless

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shelfstocker94 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where's the P in STEM?

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conso0mer [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

I also hate it when people include medicine in STEM. It really isnt. Medicine is an art. Medical science is STEM

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Crockett 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's a push by some people to put "Art" in STEM.

Literally. They call it STEAM. They're trying to make it a thing.

Few things in the world fill me with such cold anger.

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FearNoConfines 7 points ago +7 / -0

As far as I understand, the point of adding in the 'art' part is so women are better represented in those collective fields (arts majors as overwhelmingly women, as far as I know).

This is actually unintentionally based, as it will prevent women actually pushing into and warping the culture of the real STEM faculties.

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OrganicMolecules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Medicine is an art? I always thought it was more of a higher-level trade.

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conso0mer [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I call it an art because I view the act of medical diagnosis as an art. Medicine also has a rich history and whatnot.

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Homopratensis 14 points ago +14 / -0

God help us all in ten years when she's out doing damage to people.

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conso0mer [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

LOL at the fact that you think this dumb thot will actually make it to medical school when she is already using cope.exe for gen chem 1

she's literally a spitting image of the premed who knows she wants to be a pediatric neurosurgeon but gets Cs in gen chem

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Homopratensis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth is, as a former pre-med, that all you have to do is keep passing, trying, cheating. The system in this country rewards persistence, not integrity, intelligence, or ability. Massive cheating was commonplace years ago before smartphones (when I went to undergrad), I left in disgust and found another career path.

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conso0mer [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

until she has to take MCAT. (she was the girl in high school who used testAnxiety/cope.h when her ACT was low)

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Homopratensis 1 point ago +1 / -0

And she'll do it again. Apply to twenty med school, including shady ones like Lake Erie college, and get into one of them, perhaps for sucking some guys dick. She'll be passed along despite the lousy performance becsuse the school can't afford more drop outs. Graduate...etc. The only thing that will stop her is her own lack of patience.

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bananamonkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

Typical agreeability you see from women on the left. Don't use critical thinking, just take the path of least resistance to find an ideology! Makes me sick.

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 10 points ago +10 / -0

the future is female

So transphobic. In reality, the future is trans but this chick didn't get the memo.

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crusadetiem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my gosh. OP you should hammer that. Call her a TERF, just keep shoving her down that slope.

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Hv3p33 8 points ago +9 / -1

You should bully her. She'd probably like that

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe, or just be her daddy, honestly seems like she didn't have one.

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HotMustard84 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just tell her you support Trump and she will avoid

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or cancel ya if chick's crazy enough

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IDKWHATTONAMEMYSELF 7 points ago +7 / -0

”said me supporting the overturning of Roe v wade is "anti science"

Quite ironic since the consensus among prenatal scientists is that life begins at conception.

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conso0mer [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

science is nothing but a replacement for religious dogma for the left. They have no respect for science and what it can tell us about the world or the nature of reality. They simply use the word anti-science as "goes against narrative that I readily eat up"

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FearNoConfines 4 points ago +4 / -0

Science is simply the pursuit of truth. If this most accursed culture war ever ends, we must not forget what should've been people pursuing the truth has somehow been replaced with useless, borderline religious bullshit.

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coldbora 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure you are never alone with her. Don't talk to her unless absolutely necessary.

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Miedek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't kill yourself, kill her. In Minecraft.

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basedcringe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you even give this cunt the time of day. Just hit her with the https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ and get studying boyo.

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fartybucketface 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't need to have conversations with your roommate's girlfriend. I would suggest being deferentially nice, but that's all. Leave the room when she starts talking.

It sounds like the issue may be that she's around too much. This happens a lot in roommate situations, where a bf/gf essentially ends up moving in, taking up space, yet not contributing to the housing costs. How many days a week is she staying over with him?

Seriously suggest that she needs to start paying some of the rent if she's going to be around so much. At least then her annoying presence brings economic benefit to you. If you do go this route, I would suggest saying it to her while the roommate is not around. "Hey, you're spending a lot of time here these days so you should start contributing to the rent." This will cause a rift with the roommate, but they'll either eventually agree or they'll look for a new place. It's a win-win situation.

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dubb5ack 2 points ago +4 / -2

Kill her

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conso0mer [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

according to her I already committed violence against women by advocating for abortion restriction

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might as well go all the way lol

(don't hit her or kill her BTW)

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Cetltic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice bugwoman

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usa_foot_print 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like my sister in law

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fuckredditards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like someone needs a late term abortion.