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Call_Me_Kaiser 27 points ago +27 / -0

Water only lacks taste because they've fucked their tastebuds

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conso0mer 18 points ago +18 / -0

nothing satisfies quite like water.

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CringeGoblinVEVO [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

So true, based as usual Kaiser

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DIESEL_SHUNTER 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tastiest drink I've ever had was a glass of water after a hard football match

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Call_Me_Kaiser 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing beats some cold water after a hot day

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TheGangsterPanda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also they aren't drinking real water.

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BanMeHereReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is real water?

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happiestmerchant 6 points ago +7 / -1

Pure dihydrogen monoxide, without any other substances added to it (minerals, etc.)

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superthermite 7 points ago +7 / -0

isn't it bad for you to drink distilled water though?

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Rimeofthemariner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just buy a filter lmao

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OrganicMolecules 5 points ago +5 / -0

Distilled water is bad because it has no minerals. Can't live on it alone.

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happiestmerchant 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is? I didn't know that.

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el_hoovy 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah absolutely dude. i mean just water flowing around in rivers picks up minerals (literally from the ground in that case).

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9mmconsumer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Distilled water will pull the minerals out of your body, which is not good for you

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

pure "demineralized water" makes you urinate near instantly.

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CringeGoblinVEVO [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

peepee

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TheGangsterPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spring water. Distilled water is also not real water. I'm talking natural water. Not treated by the city and changed.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 15 points ago +15 / -0

the virgin Coca-Cola drinker

the Chad coffee drinker

the thad tea drinker

the lad water drinker

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Call_Me_Kaiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

The mad piss drinker

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CringeGoblinVEVO [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

So true!!! Many such cases!!!

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Rashid_Ibn_Yasir 4 points ago +4 / -0

the incel soy drinker

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conso0mer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love tea

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DenKon_Zenith 9 points ago +9 / -0

Take my tainted leaf water from my cold dead hands!

Nothing quite like a glass of frosty cold well water in 98 degree weather though.

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consoomlepoop 9 points ago +9 / -0

water has a taste its cold tthat makes it taste amazing

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inb4civilwar 5 points ago +6 / -1

I have to admit Kings, I occasionally get an iced cold diet Dr. Pepper but other than that drink only water. Diet Dr. Pepper is good as fuck.

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CringeGoblinVEVO [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I drink soda I drink Root Beer. Go big or go home

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inb4civilwar 4 points ago +5 / -1

I like old timey root beer made with the actual sassafras bark, the good stuff is too expensive tho.

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conso0mer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Root beer was my favorite as a kid too.

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TradKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well this again just goes down to everything in moderation. There is no shame in having soda once a week or less. Problem is when it's all that you drink

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DasAnto 3 points ago +3 / -0

"B-b-but water has no taste!" Thats right. Stay humble.

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JohnnyRebelVEVO 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is no greater feeling than being thirsty and having a nice, big glass of cold water

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Sirius95 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm being honest, I've never had soda in my entire life. Everyone always gives me weird looks when I tell them that. I either have a cup of water or a cup of milk with all of my meals.

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CringeGoblinVEVO [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Milk is a very based drink

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th0t_exterminat0r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing r/waterniggas frt