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Dragoncatcher 52 points ago +52 / -0 (edited)

if you're so insistent on never being controlling to cats then be my guest and always keep your door and windows open. What's that? Your cat is going to escape? If it really loved you it would never have left, friendo. Yikes, buddy. Involuntarily catless much?

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KillAllConsoomers 41 points ago +41 / -0

People who look for their lost cats are just control freaks.

I mean, grow up dude. The cat needs a few years to find itself and experience life while it's still young

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Lionheart03 35 points ago +35 / -0

Umm, sweaty, did the cat consent to BEING SOLD LIKE PROPERY!???!?!one!!1

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Dragoncatcher 32 points ago +32 / -0

I see no problem with selling cats like property and anally raping them AS LONG AS it's LEGAL and MUTUALLY CONSENTUAL.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Check out the link in the description for my 300 page manifesto on why pedophilia is completely natural

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just-a-pleb 25 points ago +29 / -4

Or you know...cats are just worthless fluffy assholes that kill everything, their only use being to kill vermin that can now be killed more efficiently with some poison.

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CaptainWitterel 27 points ago +32 / -5

Cats honestly don't even deserve to be categorized as pets. They have never been productive companions of man during all of history.

The only two animals that deserve to be called "pets" are dogs and horses. Possibly our greatest allies. Second only to Israel, of course.

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Guilford-Goliath [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

That last sentence isn't very Wholesome Chungus of you.

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George 16 points ago +16 / -0

That only leaves certain breeds of dogs. Many dogs are as "useless" as cats.

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CaptainWitterel 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes.

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thepilotofmoya 1 point ago +2 / -1

Even tiny little yippy asshole dogs are good for an alert system.

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FedPooster 14 points ago +16 / -2

Cats serve the purpose of hunting pests on ships and farms but other than that are pretty worthless, not to mention they prey on local wildlife.

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randomgamerguy1997 8 points ago +11 / -3

My cats have been wonderful companions that love to snuggle up with my and my dad.

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CaptainWitterel 13 points ago +19 / -6 (edited)

All animals beyond dogs and horses are luxuries and are hallmarks of sedentary lifestyle, effeminacy, and civilizatiional decline. You know what distinguishes dogs and horses? They are actual assistants to our greatness. They are outdoor animals. If you own one or the other you are pretty much forced to go outside. These are the animals that represent life and growth. They have been with us through war and struggle.

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DiscipleOfBlackpill 7 points ago +17 / -10

Bruh that's reaching obnoxiousness territory. Let the man enjoy spending time with his cats without belittling his pet choice. Not every has to believe in some arbitrary utilitarian purpose when choosing his companion. I like how they purr and their characteristics, end of the story.

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CaptainWitterel 6 points ago +12 / -6

"Nooooooo, I'm not a cringe consoomer. I only consoom based product. Cats are based product. CATS ARE BASED PRODUCT!"

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DiscipleOfBlackpill -2 points ago +5 / -7

How am I 'consuming' 'product' when I am adopting homeless animals? This is not related to consumerism in any shape or form.

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BanMeHereReddit -4 points ago +2 / -6

You're missing the point.

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OriginalSin 3 points ago +12 / -9

Don't ask questions. Just consume sedentary luxury animal and get exited for next sedentary luxury animal

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DiscipleOfBlackpill 1 point ago +9 / -8

'Don't ask questions. Just consume barking canine animal and get exited for the next barking canine animal'
See mom, I can give other people online super witty retorts that completely make sense! Those simpletons won't even be able to get what funny maymays my genius comment is referencing.

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randomgamerguy1997 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Well said

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anedgyteen 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

They have never been productive companions of man during all of history.

They were so good at keeping stores of grain etc viable from pests that even Vikings loved them.

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randomgamerguy1997 6 points ago +10 / -4

Honestly I think cats are wonderful loving creatures, and find dogs to be absolutely worthless animals that just shit everywhere and rape your ears with barking sounds.

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just-a-pleb 8 points ago +14 / -6

Cats being loving, lmao good one.

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OriginalSin 6 points ago +12 / -6

The belief that cats are "loving and sweet" is the epitome of human projection.

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just-a-pleb 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah they literally don't give a shit.

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DiscipleOfBlackpill 2 points ago +9 / -7

Noooo How dare you enjoy spending your time with your pet!!!! You are not supposed to have fun with your pet and like its behavior unless I approve it! QUIT HAVING FUN!

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CringeGoblinVEVO 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like them. My mom has got a cat with a wounded eye, he's pretty sweet

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +5 / -1

but they are fluffy and cute. What is wrong with having a few farm cats?

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the-new-style 20 points ago +20 / -0

now do women and horses

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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wanderer__ 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's like a Rorschach test but every blob is rape.

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HowardRoark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Life is a Rorschach test for these crackpots.

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Basedone 11 points ago +11 / -0

I must be a controlling person because I like dogs. My in-laws' cats are nice to me when we visit but I'm not attached to them. I find it difficult to get attached to a creature who doesn't care I exist.

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SorryFacedKnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

I cracked up when I saw that sub start to reach the front of page of Reddit, back when I ever went there. I couldn't believe that it wasn't satire, and that it was popular enough to regularly hit the front page. I think they had some sort of event to collectively curse Trump by focusing their negative energy on him or something. 🤡🌏

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salazam 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why would you trust women period?

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devotech2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I taught my cat to meow at Jews

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anedgyteen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turns out this website is so “based” you all genuinely argue over cats vs dogs.

The absolute state of you faggots.

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OriginalSin 3 points ago +4 / -1

If you looked closer you would have noticed it's a discussion over pragmatism vs effeminacy

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just-a-pleb 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's called a discussion you faggooooot, notice how no one is being an asshat?

Consume the shutting down of friendly discussion.

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anedgyteen 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Nooooooo, I'm not a cringe consoomer. I only consoom based product. Cats are based product. CATS ARE BASED PRODUCT!"

Much discussion, many civil. No asshattery here, no sir.

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IndigoWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even trust people who think that all sexual assault is rape.

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TrumperWave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Consume brain parasites

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Controlling people hate uncontrollable animals because <--- . Deep thoughts

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OrthodoxonlyKingsand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feral male cats would eat their young if they have opportunity

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NotAllConsumers 1 point ago +1 / -0

The list of things this poster thinks about has always been quite short.

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proudkaraboga -1 points ago +0 / -1

birds are the best