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the-new-style 99 points ago +99 / -0
  1. look like "Sir"
  2. get called "Sir"
  3. whine
ChippingToe 27 points ago +27 / -0
  1. ????
  2. suicide
A_Russian_Wall 22 points ago +22 / -0
  1. Dilate
defaultskin 79 points ago +79 / -0

all my twitter friends told me i was a woman, this can't be happening.

Tar-Minyatur 26 points ago +26 / -0

inb4 "muh legal documents"

Hard_R 23 points ago +23 / -0

All 168 AI bots confirmed my bias, I must be right

DieHeretic 10 points ago +10 / -0

He knows a lot of biologists?

Needmorepopcorn 52 points ago +52 / -0

Looking like a faggot doesn't make you a woman. Kek

Giga chads unite

USS_Gearing_DD_710 47 points ago +47 / -0

Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars and irreversibly damaging your body just to look like a fucking wojak parody version of the most annoying category of real women.

Edit: And I'm still surprised he was clocked, because he's a dead ringer for a depressed millennial woman with too many cats who has aborted 3 children.

SicilianOmega 41 points ago +41 / -0

Notice the MySpace angle, though. It's probably obvious in person.

USS_Gearing_DD_710 31 points ago +31 / -0

...yep, every time. I searched for this individual's Twitter profile and selfies, and they're nowhere close to as flattering. He has pronounced buck teeth, a (((large nose))), and strong man arms on a feminine torso and lower body.

I can't believe I'm saying so, but this shit makes me miss the Bill Clinton-era faggots.

SicilianOmega 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wait until you see 2023's faggots.

DieHeretic 4 points ago +5 / -1

They'll be smoking hot.

Oppressinator 21 points ago +21 / -0

Troons take hundred of selfies, play with the camera angle, the lens, the filter, all in an attempt for one half-non hideous photo, and this is all he got.

Pelides 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep that’s the reminder I always give myself

Eh maybe I’d be fooled from across the room, in the right light, with…

no. This photo is staged, cropped and edited, and still the best he can do.

Lol lmao lol

Oitthegroit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Notice how they always take their picture on an angle to hide their masculine facial features.

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yuru_yuri_is_okay 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's one working at a store I frequent. From a distance where you can't see the guy either from in front or behind, you might think he's just an ugly zoomer hipster. The proportions are too obvious otherwise.

RomanCommander 31 points ago +31 / -0

I pray this always happens to you, sir

Ohdeerlordman 24 points ago +24 / -0

Evil hates the light of truth.

KingSweyn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Anyone pretending the world is a better fantasy than it is hates the light of Truth.

By far most people are more comfortable rejecting new information than updating their beliefs to reflect new information.

Formatting matters a lot.

Rubberbunnies 18 points ago +18 / -0

Of the very few I have seen while out with my kids, my kids just stare awkwardly. I've been asked to make them stop and you can't really. They know something is really off.

I had the stupidity to reply to one that my kids are just noticing something that doesn't look right or normal. I thought the troon was going to be violent but it just walked off annoyed, Thank God.

None of these things pass. They ca t even fool the trusting innocent nature of children.

KyleIsThisTall 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been asked to make them stop and you can't really.

You should openly encourage it and teach them how disgusting and demented it is, right to the freaks' faces.

KingSweyn 13 points ago +13 / -0

The casual matter-of-course "sir" inflicts the most damage. Even more than "you will never be a woman", it makes them feel like all their efforts were for nothing.

ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

They take that as an insult but it’s more insulting that they think they can pretend to be a woman and that’s all there is to womanhood.

bigdickjewslayer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nice mustache, ma'am.

ButMyFeelings 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s a man, baby!

wankingisgay 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's *

ButMyFeelings 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you.

wankingisgay 4 points ago +4 / -0

omg im so sorry, just watched it again and you were right.. i am so ashamed of myself for using that reference wrong for years

ButMyFeelings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol no worries, it’s just (((pop culture))) quote anyway.

Skankblunt42 9 points ago +9 / -0

He literally can't smile because it would expose his masculine face features, so he has this practiced unnatural girl picture face.

KyleIsThisTall 4 points ago +4 / -0

I checked his profile. He has very few recent face pictures and every single one of them are from that very specific angle.

Cheesepopel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sir, the mens room is that way. Make sure and shake your dick a few times after pissing and WASH YOUR HANDS, PLEASE.

KyleIsThisTall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where's Corey Wells when you need him?

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throwawayicanremembe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Polyamorous 💙💜💚

Pansexual Lesbian

Nonbinary Trans Woman


Oitthegroit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saying you're a "pansexual lesbian" and a "nonbinary trans woman" is like saying you're a tall midget.

MasksAreChildAbuse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Proof they aren’t mad about assuming gender, because if he had assumed he was a woman, he’d be happy. They only want power and to control our words.

The_Gay_Deceiver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly that pic could have fooled me at a glance. The face is pretty long for a woman but it happens. Wouldn't be a pretty girl by any means, but yeah, not every woman is a knockout.

I'm guessing he took a thousand pictures afterward til he got the angle just right. Also looks like he's holding his jaw some kind of way to counteract his jawline, upon further inspection. Pretty funny the lengths they have to go to just to get a mediocre picture that passes the glance test.

Coolgenner 5 points ago +6 / -1


EmilisTheFarter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha, trannies got pissed.

KyleIsThisTall 4 points ago +4 / -0

choker in attempt to hide adam's apple

The Crimson Chin

Yes, sir.

Oppressinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe troons really are women. Dude took a selfie that didn't show off a double chin and tried to seem casual in the picture and constructed an entire scenario in order to post selfie number 491 out of 600 taken that night.

plasma 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Sir" is a lot better than 'faggot'

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DieHeretic 4 points ago +4 / -0


NoticerOfThings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine living in a world where merely stating the obvious is considered a giga Chad trait

HadrianTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking like a dude in a dress because of your 5 o clock shadow and giant adams apple? Yea, you will never be a woman.

rebuildingMyself 3 points ago +3 / -0


KyleIsThisTall 3 points ago +3 / -0
yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

...it would help if you shaved/waxed off that nine oclock shadow...

letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of when I was drunk in my youth and Denny's. I was being loud at our table and someone shaved head no chest women was in a leather jacket at another table. She complained I was too loud, I said "sorry little boy, didn't realize there was kids in the smoking section"... She almost started crying. I didn't realize it wasnt some 14 year bold in a leather jacket until they left and what must of been here 500lbs girl friend informed me that it was a 28 yr old women I was talking at. I told well, she looks like a 14 year old boy. And they left.. end of pointless story.

HadrianTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking like a dude in a dress because of your 5 o clock shadow and giant adams apple? Yea, you will never be a woman.

Kekistan_United 1 point ago +1 / -0


Vulkanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fraud checked.