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Tar-Minyatur 27 points ago +27 / -0

Seeing how this third-worlder was squatting in the state which was my home for decades, I'll enlighten ConPro as to what an Alabama woman actually is.

  • Massively overweight
  • Wears nothing but tanks, denim shorts, and flip flops
  • Greasy hair perpetually tied in a bun
  • Almost always carrying one of her welfare spawn
  • Keeps phone tucked in bra
  • Multiple kids each with a different father
  • Dirt poor but gives the kids suburban names like Brayden
  • Smells of cigarettes, sweat, or stripper perfume
  • Almost guaranteed that one of her baby daddies died in a car crash (it would astonish you how many women I know who have a kid with a dead ex)

It's my home and I will forever love it and defend it but the women are tragic.

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TheWestYearZero 22 points ago +22 / -0

You failed to mention the boob tattoo.

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Tar-Minyatur 17 points ago +17 / -0

I sure did. I was blissfully forgetful of that.

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Thatunknownguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

The ankle tattoo

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substructure 5 points ago +5 / -0

dolphins and butterflies

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substructure 2 points ago +2 / -0

"deep" here referring to the depth of her layer of sub-cutaneous fat that must be pushed through, in order for the needle to reach usable muscle tissue.

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systemthrowaway 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why is the deep south so fucked up? Too many niggers voting the last half-century?

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DonuteaterReturns 12 points ago +12 / -0

Drugs, alcohol, poverty. Plus we have to admit that not every White guy is an Aryan superman.

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OrganicMolecules 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s always an ideal to aspire to. Most Whites are degenerates and we need to fix that.

Unfortunately even historically people did this crap, it’s a result of improper education.

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guccibear 1 point ago +1 / -0

you say poverty, but what does that mean? they can't afford the latest iPhone? is Alabama really that bad they can't even grow their own food? Mongolians live in poverty yet they aren't obese lazy shits.

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TheWestYearZero 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think they mean "allah bomber".

Durka durka.

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Professor_of_Logic 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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Hullohoomans 9 points ago +9 / -0

CIA: "That's our job!"

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healthy2legs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Typical fare for justice department press release headlines. "Missouri man, Quang Ching Chen, plead guilty to…

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pkvi 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fucking hillbilly redneck bitch.

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GayNigga 5 points ago +5 / -0

B-but I thought we were all one race the human race??

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EmilisTheFarter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suspcious alabama bitch...

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ButMyFeelings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alqaedabama

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HEXEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dirka dirka, mohat jihad?

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bootsy_two_scoops 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well she probably did marry her cousin.

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Herbert_C_Consoomer 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm an al Abama woman and I wanna be free

So I send money to the jihadis

I don't drink I don't cuss

Cause my husband will beat my ass

I'm an al Abama woman and I wanna be free

So I send money to the jihadis

I wanna eat where the White folks eat

Cause we've turned our land into a pile of shit

I'm an al Abama woman and I wanna be free

So I send money to the jihadis

We don't screw like the White folks do

We just do through sheet that is see through

I'm an al Abama woman and I wanna be free

So I send money to the jihadis

We need AKs ammo and more

So we can kill Shias next door

I'm an al Abama woman and I wanna be free

So I send money to the jihadis

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R_Hak 1 point ago +4 / -3

Based. This is the type of loyalty we need from our women.