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TheWestYearZero 42 points ago +42 / -0

No doubt conveniently located next to the hemorrhoid cream on the way to get the syphillis prescription filled.

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Dspsblyuth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this hyperbole or do you think all sexually active people need these things?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a reference to faggots having exponentially higher rates of disease. They call it hole glaze to cater to troons.

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Dspsblyuth 7 points ago +7 / -0

What’s a troon?

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Knife_of_Karnaca 10 points ago +10 / -0

A tranny

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Our own little slur for trannies.

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AverageConsoomer420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vaginas produce lubricant on their own, use it and stop giving money to the (((sex lube))) jew.

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Dspsblyuth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not every guy is able to get their woman wet, not me personally but some men.

Also if you have a particularly long sex session in can be needed even if your lady normally doesn’t have issues staying wet so I have used lube in those scenarios

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Captain_Raamsley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just drink more water.

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Dspsblyuth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no problem getting wet

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Captain_Raamsley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg are... Are you a gril? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

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Dspsblyuth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I’m a dude

I have to ask…..what’s going on in your life that you had the time to type all that out over something so minuscule?

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sn33d 31 points ago +33 / -2

slather yourself with donut coom, goy

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SubtleTea [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

I didn't think butt sex could get any gayer: yet here we are. Clown world marches on.

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sn33d 15 points ago +16 / -1

This image actually illustrates clown world almost perfectly.

Lubrication for homosexuals practicing anal sex, sold in a regular pharmacy for everyone to see, with a post-modernist and sexually explicit box design advertising junk food. All that's missing is a Star of David.

marches on.

It's going to get worse.

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the_rvn 8 points ago +8 / -0

All that's missing is a Star of David.

It does have the highest volume to cost ratio.

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80960KA 7 points ago +7 / -0

All that's missing is a Star of David.

I bet if you look at the box it's marked kosher, being a quasi-food synthetic product...

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DR534 24 points ago +24 / -0

aw man wtf is this.

This has gone too far. People put this in their butts?

Don't answer that. I need to get off the internet.

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DR534 18 points ago +18 / -0

WTF KRISPY CREME, SERIOUSLY

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overrun 7 points ago +7 / -0

Worst co-branding ever seen. In marketing for nearly 2 decades and this one is spectacular. Never put your product with anything perceived as disgusting. There is a very simple, business basic reason why; people won't buy it! And this from the same company with one of the best ever promotions, a lighted sign in their window saying Hot Donuts Now. I can picture the pitch, straight out of StoneToss, "Sell donuts?".

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NigaroFagetsu-kun 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember the target demographic here though. The coombrain degenerate's mind immediately goes from "haha funny lube box," to "I like buttsex... porn says coom to buttsex," to "consoom product = consooming buttsex..." excited consooming

This is a redditor's wet dream..

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overrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a definite cohort and may indeed sell more lube so a win for KY. But I'd bet a far bigger cohort (KK donut eaters) would react negatively to this when made aware*. So for KK the only math that matters is Will this sell more donuts? (in that the offset from lost customers is overcome by new customers). Just guessing here but would bet it won't be.

*Do most KK eaters search out buttsex products? Would they be surprised to see their donut brand signed on for this?

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AverageConsoomer420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing makes me more hungry for a sugary snack than thinking about a shithole being ejaculated in.

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NigaroFagetsu-kun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very true. Nevertheless I just saw someone else's post apparently it's fake news either way.

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overrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you have a source other than snopes?

current head of snopes on the right

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Dspsblyuth 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean keispy creme?

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sn33d 3 points ago +3 / -0

creme caramel sauce, pour it down ass

donut flavour, warm and sticky u/#grug

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close. People use this to make it easier to put large, cumbersome objects in their butts.

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Dspsblyuth 1 point ago +4 / -3

I don’t think most people are having butt sex. Not all live is for butt sex.

I think this is aimed at long married couples

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Degenerate men.

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TheWestYearZero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, sweet summer chile.

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KasierVonGoguryeo191 11 points ago +11 / -0

This just doesn't make sense, do they think cumbrains are going to sniff or eat this? What is the point?

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SubtleTea [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yes. They'll get it in their mouths. Ass to mouth before and after, or sucking the poop dick are common occurrences today. Really wish you didn't make me explain this. I feel filthy even typing this out.

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ProduceProducer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I slightly enjoy how left package has no parabens and right one has not. Silent eugenics. "Parabens in these products are absorbed through the skin. " It is also half the price and has weight instead of volume. Interesting behavior from the producer. They did their demographic research.

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forgotmypassword1488 1 point ago +1 / -0

The name of that in rimjob, in case anyone is wondering. Don't ask how I know.

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WinkingPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Finding stocking stuffers for the FBI is going to be easy this year.

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Maker_Wolf 5 points ago +6 / -1

Obviously not real, but funny.

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PlagueRat27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake and gay

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Meths_Dirty_Cousin 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the actual fuck...

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Unnotable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Industrial Society and it's future intensifies

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Dspsblyuth 2 points ago +2 / -0

is this real?

Positives- is the same size but cheaper than the more common ultragwl

Negatives- Yah it’s a little indulgent and generally lube shouldn’t be necessary unless one or both people aren’t that turned on.

Personally I suggest eating some pussy during foreplay

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concernedpikachu 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok but serious question, why would you need to flavor lube? someone should surely never need to lubricate their mouth, nor their partners genitalia for any mouth related sex, right?

i cant think of a single situation where someone would ever need to taste lube.

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PantifaGs 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing I could think of is using it to make oral sex taste better, but it's really not practical and I doubt artificial donut glaze mixing with the taste of dick is enjoyable.

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pertivi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally prefer this , after applying your garage can hold infinite cars.

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NigaroFagetsu-kun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honk, coom, vaccinate

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

FAKE.

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Tobyrocky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Note to gays. Now ass plowing can make you fat.

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wankingisgay 1 point ago +1 / -0

DOCTOR RECOMMENDED

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Trolldozer 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮

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Germany 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would rather live under communism than this shit.

At least there would be cool marches.

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RandolphCarter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think we all have a duty to accidentally knock that item off the shelf and step on it. Oops.

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Hydroxymectin 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only you knew how bad things really were.

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exitnightenterlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember: Anal Sex is such a natural thing to do that it hurts without using this man-made product that hasn't been around for the majority of human history.