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They're here. (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by linden687 ago by linden687 +187 / -1
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defaultskin 42 points ago +42 / -0

soylent green isn't people, but you'll eat them anyway.

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konoplya 10 points ago +10 / -0

you will eat yourself, goy, and you will love it

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RaceTraitorsDotLose 31 points ago +31 / -0

YUMMY YUMMY LAB GROWN HUMAN MEAT OH BOY OH BOY ME LIKEY

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derkevevin 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ah nice, look what the jews from CANAAN who worship BAAL have for us.

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TakenusernameA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Some meteor somewhere: "That earth planet looks nice, I should visit."

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ButMyFeelings 23 points ago +23 / -0

So our minimalist menu is quite simple. You can either have the bugs or you can have some of yourself. It’s $25 per plate, taxes not included.

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TheClintonHitman 6 points ago +6 / -0

So 6 gorrilion dollas afteh taxes goy!

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epicman56 21 points ago +21 / -0

i hate kikes

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RandoTexasDude 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sweet baby Jesus, what the fuck?

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Aurichalcite 13 points ago +13 / -0

OMG GUYS SOYIENCE IS SO COOL (0O0)/

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notmydirtyalt 12 points ago +12 / -0

mmmmmmm Prions, my favourite.

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TheClintonHitman 8 points ago +8 / -0

They want us to BECOME THE BUGS, so WE CAN EAT THE BUGS WHILST GENOCIDING OURSELVES!!!!!

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TheClintonHitman 7 points ago +7 / -0

How much you wanta bet fat people are gonna eat themselves to death. But this time more upside down and perverse than before

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ProduceProducer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are insects for them and have been for a couple thousand years already. Only they are considering themselves human.

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notmydirtyalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what does that? Insects.

Eat the Bugs - Drake hand

You are the bugs - Drake pointing

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TheClintonHitman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kuru anyone?

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PinguinoProductions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yummy prion?

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PrezElectHamsandwich 11 points ago +11 / -0

Okay this is fucked up beyond belief but the meme part made me laugh for like a minute straight.

Seriously, what the fuck though.

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PrecisionStrike 11 points ago +11 / -0

"And in unrelated news wendigo attacks have been skyrocketing leaving experts baffled."

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Trolldozer 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is worse than the time I burned down Minneapolis!

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Josemarti 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trust me I've had plenty of meat where I live that is a little questionable and if your pallet is clean you can taste the difference. The fake or fake-like meat is often too perfect of a shape and the color isn't right. It kind of looks there is blood but there really isn't. You don't want this stuff. I suppose like with many foods if you finish eating something so your pallet isn't fresh like tons of candy or something you won't notice. If you eat healthier you'll definitely notice it.

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KL767 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you think about the McRib?

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Josemarti 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never eat it. Others here are much better at talking about eating clean and growing your own food. I'm just telling from my experience. Where i live you can sometimes buy steaks in a box and within it the steak is a perfect circle. It's just off. The fake meat is already a real thing and people who push it won't know how bad it is until they have it or they have a bad pallet. Also in some parts of the world the meat is bad in general so they season it too much. This may be a strategy used to hide what the fake meat really is.

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ProduceProducer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is this fake meat made? Is this a colored and flavored soy and wheat based product or is it made from animal cells ?

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Josemarti 1 point ago +1 / -0

No idea. Maybe they pad the real meat with things like soy and breading to make the serving look bigger than paint it all one color to blend in. Unrelated yet still on about meat, sometimes here when meat can't be sold soon enough and they have it out to sell they'll repaint it to make it look fresh, but this last part is leaving the topic of the original post.

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ProduceProducer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a lot more work than just putting a sticker with a fresher date like on here.

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GarfeelLzonya 2 points ago +2 / -0

deli meat made more presentable with meat-glue additives as well as a litany of other things

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AAAAAAAAAAAA

literal lab grown fake meat

SCIENCE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Josemarti 6 points ago +6 / -0

This reminds of the film the island. No one liked it so you probably all don't remember. Rich people pay for personalized organ replacements but they don't grow as expected. Later the company makes human clones while telling the public it's still only organs and not fully cloned people.

Sorry, i had to make two different comments to get two different thoughts out.

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SeproDep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, my burning hatred of humanity has gone from disgust to teetering on genocide.

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TheClintonHitman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember Waukesha ?

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Current yeardos have no ethics

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lost_dog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do the human meat steaks have to get 3 doses of the pfizer shot too?

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TheClintonHitman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha topkek, yes and it’ll cost 6 million a piece

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speedychef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Animals aren't the same as humans. It's OK to eat them.

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Hillary_is_Satan 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of food?

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Ourobouros. The snake that eats its own tail.

Like Jörmungandr, the snake that surrounds the Earth. Son of Loki (God of Mischief), and the initiator of Ragnarok, the end of the world.

Yep. Sounds about right.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I do this with a ribeye?

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

What I’m saying is if you use two cows to do it naturally, you won’t need to, neo

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brillo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jahbahlun would be proud. Satanic to the core.

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Congress_is_ISIS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I searched it out on brave. Its a real satire designed to look at how unsustainable and fucked up the fake meat industry is.

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bubba_banana 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the motherfuck.

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ProduceProducer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Small reminder that with this technology one could "accidentally" grow steaks from children or fetuses. Protect your kids, they are gonna become fair game for the bourgeois.

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Handbanana13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to try people though. Fight me.

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fuckyoupelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every day i use 🤮 more and more

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ReFLEX420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah sweet, cannibalism!

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ProduceProducer 1 point ago +1 / -0

auto-cannibalism

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superspathi -7 points ago +1 / -8

Sounds great to me. I want them to perfect cultured animal protein. Not sure I like the idea of eating my own cells, but I could probably get over that. I had a teacher once that pointed out that everyone engages in some degree of self-cannibalization when they involuntarily swallow sloughed off cells from inside the mouth.

Sometime I get grossed out eating something like a piece of chicken. Seeing all the bones and connective tissues can make me feel kind of ghoulish. I have to kind of look away and not think about how I'm chewing on a carcass. I want all my meat to be in geometric shapes with no resemblance to a living creature at all. Bring on the lab steaks.

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmfao

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Charliethebum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pussy. What you need to do is kill and butcher an animal yourself and spare the crybaby shit

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superspathi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like animals more than people. It's unfortunate that they taste good.

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Hand_Of_Node 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you tried hamburger? They make it with chicken and turkey too. No resemblance to a living creature.

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superspathi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. It's mostly with chicken that I get that gross out feeling.

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TheClintonHitman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t trust the science^tm bro