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ValuesLiberty [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

In 7 days, on 11/27 the Goat Man will release his most ambitious project to date, exclusively here on consume product and on the Unism youtube channel.

All summer long and into the fall I was hunkered down in a small cabin by candle light, with my newborn son and baby goats by my side, writing my complete manifesto, a legacy of which my children will divulge in and conclude themselves why their father left the urban dystopian life for a life of goat farm homesteading . . .

Thank you, Jesse Dustin of Unism, Homestead.org, Rejectmodernity.substack.com, HeartlandGoats.com.

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ParadigmShift2070 6 points ago +7 / -1

that's whom he sells the goats to. he specifically said he picked goats because of the growing Muslim population and the lack of regulation for the goat meats

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ValuesLiberty [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

For what its worth I sell my goats on our website and at the local auction. I don't think I have ever actually sold a goat to a muslim person, but they are a big customer in the goat market.

Regulations on goat meat is like any other meat, you have to have it USDA processed to sell in the US, I have an article all about this coming out in the coming months.

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ValuesLiberty [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll try to get more back on a regular schedule... Internet sucks here though, so I literally had to drive my pickup down the road a bit to post the image ;)

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Miedek 4 points ago +4 / -0

A place without internet? Sounds like heaven on earth!

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sod_off_shotgun 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're going to kill them someday, you monster!

Congrats on the kid, by the way. The human one, I mean

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ValuesLiberty [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think the two brown ones are male, so yea, not gonna lie. Prolly gonna eat them.

The white and black one I believe is female, and her momma has been a good goat, so we will probably keep her, milk the crap out of her, kid her out a lot and eat her babies. She will probably live a good happy life and die in the pastures when she is of old age, but who knows. Maybe we will eat her too.

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BigBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Such is Goat life.

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RightSideFunding 5 points ago +7 / -2

nice sticky mod

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ValuesLiberty [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know right, Mods be stickying all the good shit today...

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Aslcoalition 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think I'm ready to tell my wife that I want kids

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GloboShlomo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember what (((they))) took from you.

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sn33d 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm so jealous of your life OP!

Congratulations, and don't forget to water your goats

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BigBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Opinions on Sheep?

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ValuesLiberty [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love them, no problems at all with them. They seem more docile than goats, easier to keep fenced in and stuff. People enjoy the meat, the auction prices always seem pretty high, almost on par with goats.

All that said, Goats are way cooler and have more personality. Goats are like deer and Sheep are kinda like cattle...

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BigBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think maybe some day I want to get into sheep or maybe cattle. I’ve been kind of expected to go to college and get some sort of white-collar job but I’m not sure how much I want that in my life. I also live in a very rural, farming/ranching area and it seems like that sort of lifestyle is fulfilling. Also partly inspired by your stuff and your story, King.

I’m still thinking about it. Maybe it’s for me, maybe it isn’t.

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ValuesLiberty [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go find a local sheep farmer running 100 head or more and you'll find out soon if the life is for you...

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hungrystreetdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goats never seem to be afraid of my dog, unlike sheep.

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Skyrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOO! not the poor goats :(

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Removmudrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations. Anticipating your premiere.

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HingusTheBungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

You planning on raising them for cheese/milk or meat?

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ValuesLiberty [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both.

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enoughdakka 2 points ago +2 / -0

The return of the king

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LukeLukens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cute kids.

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Dempsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm an old Voat Goat.

Goats are the best people.

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Taf12211 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just finished building a goat house and putting a bigger fence in the woods for them to eat brush and stuff. Got two male brothers half Pygmy half fainting for free. I know nothing about them really but I’ll look into your stories and see what I can learn. I’ll probably get some females in the spring I guess.

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weebduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the simple life. While I have gotten the fuck out of the city, a farm I still do not have.

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OnlyEndsInAngelfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally some good shit on this board

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CoreyAnder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I’ve been watching Homestead Rescue and love the show. It’s on Discovery and highly recommended. Many people raise goats or that show. What do you personally do with them? I’m probably not a fan of the milk or meat, but do like the cheese and the idea of having them graze. Also making soap from the milk. Do you eat the meat and drink the milk or just sell them when they’re grown? If I did a homestead it would probably be chickens and goats.

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ValuesLiberty [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We sell the meat, and the goats when they are grown. Might start doing soap next.

Here is my story: https://www.homestead.org/self-employment/quit-silicon-valley-started-a-goat-farm/

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