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thenameschadgigachad 128 points ago +128 / -0

No cap

58 years old

I don't even have to read the rest. These niggers are lying!

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hkdlxohk 83 points ago +83 / -0

And unironically using "latinx".

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TakenusernameA 49 points ago +49 / -0

Only faggots use Newspeak terms unironically.

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Beachsamurai 14 points ago +15 / -1

I said Faggot on reddit...i got my account banned...

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konoplya 9 points ago +10 / -1

i still have an account with the word faggot in it, i'm surprised its not nuked yet

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Anophthalmus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some faggots like calling one another "faggots". It's a BDSM sort of thing I think. Maybe they didn't ban you because they weren't sure.

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konoplya 1 point ago +2 / -1

what a bunch of faggets

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Beachsamurai 2 points ago +3 / -1

I got nuked within 5min of dropping it 乁| ・ 〰 ・ |ㄏ Well at least we can use it here..

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konoplya 1 point ago +2 / -1

however, i have never used that account to post anything. i'm sure if i posted they'd nuke it right away. i had another couple that had faggot in the username and those got nuked when they started nuking all of them

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Careless_Ejaculator 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nothing pisses off "Latinx" people more than calling them Latinx, yet the wokie dokes continue doing it.

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Cristero 9 points ago +9 / -0

it's what the retards get for adopting a foreigner's term(it was created by the invading french) and abandoning the caste system(created by the Spanish), now they will forever be latinx in the world's eyes.

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Newuser99 17 points ago +17 / -0

Chinx

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TheClintonHitman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha I love this

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HeIsWhoHeIs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Literally noone uses that except american leftists

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PunchMeInTheBalls 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fuck! You beat me to it.

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Shittyshittygangbang 48 points ago +48 / -0

He used the word "legit". That killed it for me. Almost 60 years old saying "legit".

No.

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TarquinusCollatinus 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm 33 and I have never used the word "legit" except when mocking nonsense online. To those in the audience who may disagree (pardon my language):

It's legitimately you fucking dense, mongoloid bastards.

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Shittyshittygangbang 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm ashamed to admit I use it in casual conversations with friends IRL. 😣

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TarquinusCollatinus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing to be ashamed of, brother.

Especially when interacting with IRL friends, which is something this world desperately needs.

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SeproDep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here. That and cringe.

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Removmudrace 27 points ago +27 / -0

First thing I noticed too. Damn patterns.

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gamexa 12 points ago +12 / -0

I had to look it up because I’m not an urban yoot.

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brillo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have never heard this and I am surrounded by urban zoomers and shit.

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muhvariants 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha, beat me to it!

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AngeredKabar 79 points ago +79 / -0

Every 58 year old republican I know uses words like POC and latinx

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Medicnz2 9 points ago +9 / -0

And voted for Clinton and Biden?! Fake as fuck

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PunchMeInTheBalls 3 points ago +4 / -1

May as well be saying “my guy” or “my dude”.

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Hyperborean_ 52 points ago +52 / -0

"I witnessed Bush, Reagan, etc" is an early give away that this is nothing more than a LARP. If this was a genuine boomercon, they would be salivating at the mention of Reagan and Trump, not acting indifferent.

Also, who's going to tell these idiots that the only places that "latinx" is used in conversation is Reddit and university campuses.

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Barian84 46 points ago +46 / -0

WTF is “No cap”?

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SuburbanYute 43 points ago +43 / -0

its zoomer speak for "no lie".

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TheWestYearZero 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh? Okay., thanks. If you watch documentary crime shows with police interviews, one of the surest signs of lying is saying that you are not lying. Along with "I swear on my chilldren".

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TheClintonHitman 22 points ago +22 / -0

Remember zoomed culture is heavily influenced by illiterate niggers

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konoplya 8 points ago +9 / -1

everything is niggerspeak these days

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muh fuggun bix nood

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konoplya 1 point ago +2 / -1

i have no idea what that means lol

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SuburbanYute 3 points ago +3 / -0

cool

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

your children? what are their names?

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

its nigger speak

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oilwellpauper 12 points ago +12 / -0

nigger slang

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Monky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is like when yous sayin “ay don worry nigga i aint gon’ bussa cap in you ass jus gimme all yo cash an sheeeeit!”

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SidneyHopchas 39 points ago +39 / -0

I wish the average TheBoomer.loser was half as based as leddit thinks they are.

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when_we_win_remember 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're not, but the Republican party shifted from promoting what the (((money))) wanted closer to what the actual party supporters want. This, of course, bothers the left because what the people want is less palatable than what Republican money wants.

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zzbg 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, Republicans' advertising shifted from money to public. functional agenda / what gets passed hasn't moved an inch.

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when_we_win_remember 6 points ago +6 / -0

IDK. It's true that the US Congress hardly gets anything done that's not graft, and it's true that with Republicans being outvoted, even if they wanted to throw us a bone, they couldn't. At the state level, you see them moving on immigration, on voting, and against abortion. I think those are moves for the people. I think bans on vaccine mandates and masks in schools are also.

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80960KA 8 points ago +8 / -0

IDK. It's true that the US Congress hardly gets anything done that's not graft, and it's true that with Republicans being outvoted, even if they wanted to throw us a bone, they couldn't.

Didn't do shit when they had a majority either.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't want to throw us a bone. Never did. Right now they are glad they have an excuse not to do anything.

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caravanofdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republicans haven't changed at all and are still entirely owned by Israel.

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RicFlair 36 points ago +37 / -1

Never heard anyone actually use the term "latinx", much less a conservative

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brillo 7 points ago +7 / -0

COCs (cocks) with POCs (pox). Stay away.

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Anophthalmus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oof. Umm, sweetie? Don't you know it's BIpoc? Waowerino! that's a yikes frok me!

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Birmig 5 points ago +6 / -1

I like it, it's a good way to say the rest of humanity in fewer words.

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muhvariants 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yes, a 57-year old really said "no cap" unironically. Totally. He's the bee's knees. The cat's pajamas. The best thing since sliced bread.

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thaicooking 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now you’re on the trolley!

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muhvariants 10 points ago +10 / -0

And you're cooking with gas!

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TheWestYearZero 10 points ago +10 / -0

Twenty three skidoo! And get a gander at those gams!

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Crockett 29 points ago +29 / -0

Fake and gay. Doesn't even sound like a 58 year old republican, at any level.

No way they would say they "witnessed" Reagan. Their first presidential vote would have been for Reagan. They might say they "witnessed" Carter, and that's why they voted for Reagan. Their political conception would probably be defined by Carter and Reagan. They wouldn't just mention Reagan and an unspecified Bush.

A Republican would give, some, any, context for the nature and sincerity of their political conviction.

A true old republican would distance themselves and their party from the "alt-right," not insist that the party as a whole embraced it.

No Republican would act like an abortion ban is an attack on women. Nor would they conflate pro-life with anti-science.

They wouldn't say POC or latinx. They wouldn't clutch their pearls at building a wall or saying "China Virus."

They wouldn't say "No cap" or "I'm legit scared."

They wouldn't use the word "reactionary," and if they did, they'd know how to spell it.

They wouldn't have a reddit avatar in a onesie and Deal With It glasses.

No real life conservative I've ever met has ever thought that Trump caused a change in the Republican party. Every Republican off the beltway understands that Trump was an effect of people being fed up, and he just gave them an opportunity to voice it.

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TheClintonHitman 20 points ago +20 / -0

“Abortion ban and so much more disgusting things.” What’s more disgusting than abortion? “They were the same who screamed ‘China virus’ and attacked Chinese people”. Nice try but we know it was a bunch of niggers

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MasksAreChildAbuse 18 points ago +18 / -0

Even a good portion of millennials don’t understand “no cap”, much less a 58 year old.

Also let’s pretend for a moment that phrase was common with 58 year olds, the next tell is the misspelling of ‘reactionary’. 58 year olds received proper education, even the communists, and don’t misspell like retards. The misspelling epidemic started with millennials on the mid-later end, and has accelerated in gen-z and beyond.

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zzbg 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm a zoomer and idk what no cap means for sure outside of context clues.

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brsafb 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my late 30s, first time I've heard "no cap"

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SuburbanYute 17 points ago +17 / -0

they need to fire that shill.

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systemthrowaway 22 points ago +22 / -0

Why? It's working on the redditors. They don't need to hire professional propagandists to trick a monkey.

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Nose_noticer_II 15 points ago +15 / -0

When you f up your first task as an FBI / JIDF intern.

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johnmic07 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm a 22 year old faggot who writes posts on reddit pretending to be a 58 year old republican man because I have daddy issues and accumulating internet points is the most exciting thing going on in my life.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm gonna have to go with, seethe and dilate larping tranny faggot

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samoan62 11 points ago +11 / -0

This has to be a bot. The sentences just flow so strangely.

Also how retarded would you have to be to believe this?

58 year old republican

unironically uses LGBTQ+, POC, Latinx, white supremacy and is pro-death

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tbonepickins 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I first started using ruqqus there was a guy who had come up with an algorithm to identify bot accounts. He used a host of variables: language cues, sentence structure, grammar, etc. Iirc his algorithm was like 90% accurate, and had identified more than half of reddit's content as bot related. Fwiw, the iq difference between a bot and le average redditard favors the bots pretty heavily.

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TarquinusCollatinus 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I think of a 58-year old lifelong Republican, the first things that come to mind are the use of terms like LGBTQ (with the added +) and the use of "Latinx", POC, "no cap", and "legit scared". FFS, if you're going to pretend to be someone older at least get your writing right.

Honestly we should create Reddit accounts just to post karma farming shit, let these goofballs waste their money on useless Reddit awards and then go out in a blaze of glory full of racial slurs and redpills.

And what on Earth does "no cap" mean?

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Kapral_Wojtek 4 points ago +4 / -0

"not lying"

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Anophthalmus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Terry!

Get ze auto!

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christianknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello fellow Republicans

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DickCactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 potential scenarios here;

  1. This is just some faggot trying to prove a point by lying about his age.

  2. They actually are that old but they learn children’s terminology and hang out on a website primarily filled with impressionable children and troons, certainly coming across as a groooomer themselves.

Well deserving of those little dickhead awards there fella. Fuck that website needs to fall into a void.

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FloorGypsy 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck does no cap mean?

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konoplya 5 points ago +6 / -1

niggerspeak for no lie

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FloorGypsy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you

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SeproDep 3 points ago +3 / -0

GenZ here. No clue.

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FloorGypsy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently it means "no lie"

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notmydirtyalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice larp does it come in mens?.

Now imagine if the republicucks were even 1/10th of what this faggot claims they are?

God, could you imagine being a rino/republicuck? hated by Trump supporters and wanted dead by leftist scum even though you're bought and paid for by the same ((interests) as the democrats and exist only as controlled opposition.

There is no more pathetic, disgusting, traitorous, and dangerous creature than a republican

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GigaVaxxed 5 points ago +5 / -0

“No cap, i’m legit scared for the future of latinx peeps.” - A 58 year old, obviously.

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sk113 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schrodingers Republican? Despite doing almost nothing they also somehow do everything?

Also republican on reddit? You'd be instantly shadowbanned the moment you say that.

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SoloPoloVision 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unhinged

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konoplya 0 points ago +1 / -1

that was a shitty movie

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Republican”

“Latinx”

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

A 58 year old Republican that uses all the trendy SJW buzzwords. Sounds so genuine.

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a lying cunt.

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konoplya 1 point ago +2 / -1

any faggot that has a faggot feggitard avatar is not anywhere close to a boomer or republican. fucking dumb niggerfag

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

No conservative, not even cuckservative, would say "spreading hate against LGBTQ+ folks", "POC", "latinx people."

This is hard left language. As u/thenameschadgigachad pointed out, "no cap" + "58 years old" is online gaming language used among the youth.

The person is clearly a filthy little commie faggot and max 30 years old.

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Hyperborean_Dream 1 point ago +1 / -0

latinx

Hispanic and Latin American are perfectly valid ways to refer to Latinos and Latinas in a gender-neutral way. The woke left obviously felt it was necessary to come up with a nonexistent buzzword, because virtue signaling requires special language, apparently.

Bonus: The woke types will be instantly triggered when reminded that Spanish is a gendered language, and there are only two forms: Male and Female.

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Iamextremlyoriginal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Push insane shit There is pushback Republicans aren't reactionary enough

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KaizerWilhelm2 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Latinx" "abusive abortion ban" sure he is a republican

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exitnightenterlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

No cap

SOMEONE POST IT

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things that 58 year old Republicans don't say:

  • "No cap"

  • "LGBTQ +"

  • "POC"

  • "Latinx"

  • "Legit scared"

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cutefroggy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something about "i am no longer a republican" never reads as authentic to me but "i am no longer democrat" often does. Just look at the anti vax and anti moniorities thing. Neither are true. People are still comparing these mRNA things with real vaccines.

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HadrianTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lying about everything. Yup, redditor.

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TransApache 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to read here what "no cap" meant, and I'm not old, there is ZERO chance this was written by someone this old, let alone a cuckservative.

If this was by someone that old, it's an NPC who wants to try to be one of the kids "what's happening my fellow young people?"

It's just envy and a reaction to when we see posts of former demonrats saying that the left is acting like looneys, hence looney left, and they are unrecognizable. Those may or not be true, but sure as hell as more plausible, and even if not true at least they at least try to be more believable.

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AnotherFormerDem 1 point ago +1 / -0

that motherfucker who wrote this shit was born in '98 bet me

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ZealConsumesMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I've went through" He's too illiterate to be 58.

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ButMyFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many words.

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LiberalAtheistBrony 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's "almost 58" and can't wait until his birthday so he can vote Democrat.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

republican my whole life

voted for biden and clinton

Republicans target ladies with anti-abortion

Republican's hate Latinx because they want to build a wall

latinx

A)where the hell were you a Republican, Moscow, USSR?

B)I'm 38 and every president in my lifetime up until Biden campaigned on building a border wall with mexico, so what the hell rock did you crawl out of?

C) is there room under that rock for two more?

Edit: D)Never met a Republican who wasn't pro abortion in my life, and +/-90% of my family is Conservative and pro republican if not registered as such.

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TechParadox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that post is so fake it hurts to read. I'm in my mid-forties and had no fucking clue what the hell "no cap" meant until I read the comments here, so there's no way a 58-year-old is using that unironically in a post. 58 years old? They would have turned 18 in 1981, which means they wouldn't have even been able to vote for Reagan, given the election was held in 1980. Their political opinions would have been formed by watching the shitshow that was the Carter administration and maybe hearing their parents' opinions on Ford. If this person is a Republican, they're a RINO at best. Don't get me started on the usage of "latinx" - the only people saying that are soy-infused self-hating white circle-jerks who are more racist than anyone out there. If they're going to LARP, they could at least try harder.

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