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TakenusernameA 93 points ago +94 / -1

He literally admits to being sodomized as a child.

Let me re-iterate: this man was groomed.

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IRONICALLY_A_NAZI 60 points ago +60 / -0

Yeah he's gay. That's how it work

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zzbg 28 points ago +29 / -1

He could also be not american tbf.

Vast majority of the world doesnt arbitrarily select 18 to be the adult age.

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BeefyBelisarius 13 points ago +14 / -1

Majority of US states don't either.

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thaicooking 9 points ago +19 / -10

The cringe American cuckservative referring to a healthy 17 year old female as a “child”

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christianknight 7 points ago +10 / -3

They do that all the way past 30 to make themselves feel good about marrying roasties lmao

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gamexa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could also have been with someone his own age, though we know that’s never the case.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

What age was his partner?

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GoyWhoKnows 68 points ago +68 / -0

so they start shitting themselves because their assholes are too loose i'm guessing? FUCKING KEK

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deleted 54 points ago +54 / -0
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Cj71 58 points ago +58 / -0

"My source is logic."

Based

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BLMadeMeRaysis 35 points ago +35 / -0

Second only to "It was revealed to me in a dream."

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Emacs 27 points ago +27 / -0

Not to be confused with the classic alternative, "I made it up"

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OstFronter 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or the example from antiquity, "I don't have to prove anything to you."

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WhiteyMcWhite 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Go fucketh thyself"

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Neowolfe 6 points ago +6 / -0

My personal favorite “anyone who disagrees is an idiot”

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Bacon_is_a_Condiment 5 points ago +5 / -0

These days they go with “it’s not my job to educate you”

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PepesCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Second only to the addendum “by Archangel Michael”

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supercellex3d 3 points ago +3 / -0

same vibe as "extrasensory perception is my source, cry about it" lmao

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DragonsDontEatSoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It was revealed to me by the Star Consciousness of Alderamin, also known as Spyro"

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supercellex3d 3 points ago +3 / -0

"toothless the night fury called me on the internal based department phone line psychically, gave me some insider knowledge, he's a king"

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TendieMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

'I have derived this conclusion from pure reason.'

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mvrak -4 points ago +2 / -6

I've never heard this with females or female porn stars. The sphincter muscle supposedly can take a lot of abuse and still tighten right back up.

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Totsugeki 30 points ago +30 / -0

Here's the gross explanation for anyone who the stomach to hear it. Gay men frequently use enemas to keep themselves clean for sexual encounters. Additionally, many of them use frequently abuse anti-diarrheal pills like Immodium to keep their bowels perpetually backed up so that there's no unexpected poop to ruin a sexual encounter. Years of daily enema use, fucking up the digestive system, and yeah, frequently taking it up a hole that's meant to be exit-only eventually causes the whole bodily function to fail and result in incontinence.

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thats gross but then again so is being a butt burglar

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TrueRealist 24 points ago +24 / -0

The anus is not a vagina. God designed it for things to go out, not in. The tissues are completely different. A lot end up with prolapses.

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thaicooking -4 points ago +5 / -9

Mouth is designed for “in”. I’ll let you figure out where I’m going with that…

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Monky 21 points ago +21 / -0

u/#coomer

^ You

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thaicooking -2 points ago +4 / -6

Just applying the same logic to another orifice.

The logic is slightly flawed.

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SeproDep 6 points ago +6 / -0

And staying in. Next time you have oral sex, take an actual bite out of the other faggot's dick. See how that works.

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Granite_Visage 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the food on my fork is too hot, I'll spit it out. Your point being...?

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thaicooking 0 points ago +2 / -2

Talking about why God designed what is dumb.

You think a perfect God would make us drop a smelly turd every morning?

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HardcoreYiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you question God’s ultimate creation: the human?

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with this. Blowjobs are not something I find appealing. I also have 0 interest in eating girls out.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. Happens to women too who do anal.

Life lesson: don’t stick things where they don’t belong.

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Anophthalmus 8 points ago +8 / -0

And you'll hear them say that taking it up the ass actually taught them how to better control thier goatsed sphincter, which A.I.D.S. in helping them keep the shit in.

Total cope.

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TheWestYearZero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strengthening > stretching

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Birmig 45 points ago +45 / -0

The best way to get people to reject homosexuality is to shine a light on these type of things. Bug chasers is one of the big one, I think it was metokour that had a disgusting video on that.

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bg4u 12 points ago +12 / -0

yeah, I made it through like 5-10 minutes of that video before I noped out

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TheClintonHitman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Foe-Kang GNASTY MATE!

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TriumphoftheSwill 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had two faggots try to rape me. The first I was barely legal and the sick fucking bastard chased me through a crowd. The other I was a bit older and when he saw I was about to kick the shit out of him he backed off quick. That's another way to get people to hate pedophilic faggots.

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faithfulserf 3 points ago +3 / -0

you guys had worse experiences than me and I was taken to a parade.

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TriumphoftheSwill 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's kind of amazing with all the metoo bullshit there has not been one word said about how faggots rape. Both times I clearly said no and both times they said something along the lines of 'you don't know what you like, just trust me.'. I really wanted to kick the shit out of one of them but we were in a very public place.

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I felt a literal urge to hurl after watching that.

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oilwellpauper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Common Filth's tumblrista's videos were a big eye-opener for me

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FloorGypsy 33 points ago +33 / -0

Wait till you learn the parasite ratios of gay men to normal people

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The_Gay_Deceiver 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that just because of the shit exposure? Because otherwise I'm not sure how parasite would find their ways to a human just because they're having sex.

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Monky 21 points ago +21 / -0

It’s due to feces exposure and promiscuity, there’s not much incentive in nature for parasites to evolve to spread specifically through faggotry, since it’s an abnormality

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +9 / -1

There is now.

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Crockett 5 points ago +6 / -1

there’s not much incentive in nature for parasites to evolve to spread specifically through faggotry,

But parasites can influence the behavior of their hosts.

"If I give my host a scatological fetish, I can spread easier."

That's the evolutionary proposition, at least. It's a pretty shaky theory, though. Parasites couldn't be a singular cause of gayness, because you would need to be already infected in order to be vulnerable to being infected (unless molestation is a strong enough primary spreading event). Also, the fetish would probably have to be for exposing your own feces in order to spread the parasite, which doesn't quite fit with buttlust.

I think a more vague explanation of mere contribution makes more sense. Suppose parasites influence their hosts by inhibiting disgust responses and increasing lust. That could reasonably result in poor hygiene, scatology, and promiscuity, that would all promote parasitic spread. It could even mean presented homosexuality for a susceptible subset of the male population.

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TheWestYearZero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faeces migrates from the anus to the genitals all the time in the course of the day. It is a normal and natural human process. This is one way that mothers pass on intestinal bacteria to their children at birth. So skip that caesarian.

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crash7863 9 points ago +9 / -0

https://archive.ph/lGNEH

That link will blow peoples' minds. Fucking homos are walking bags of disease.

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TooManyOfThem 21 points ago +23 / -2

fags need to be killed

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Realchebz 19 points ago +19 / -0

Shitting yourself and having to wear shit-stained diapers 24/7 is a minor inconvenience? Fuuck....

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TheWestYearZero 7 points ago +7 / -0

Must make long distance travel convenient and entertaining.

And squishy.

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tbdl 1 point ago +1 / -0

diaper fetish incoming

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A2BS 15 points ago +16 / -1

I knew anal sex was a Jew scam.

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BeefyBelisarius 17 points ago +17 / -0

Who owns adult diaper companies?

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TheWestYearZero 3 points ago +3 / -0

riddle me that, riddle me this, does a jew eat scat, or does a jew drink piss?

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MGTAU 12 points ago +13 / -1

Can it be a troll?

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Monky 15 points ago +15 / -0

this shit

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Mestroisfils 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have seriously always thought this was an urban legend. I have so many questions, but im afraid of the answers.

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Monky 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neither are women’s, it’s especially true for them even, as they already have a hole where things should go.

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SecretSempai 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Not sure why you’re framing it as a negative”

“Sure my addiction has destroyed my body in an embarrassing way, but I’ll shame you if you notice!”

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HingusTheBungus 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes faggotry to unwillingly shit yourself, but only chads can willingly shit AND unshit their pants.

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Blursed2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Iran, you're only gay if you get fucked, not do the fucking.

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Bdiaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this is gross but I did learn something today, Pete Butt-Gig wears adult pampers. Lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

And keeps pet gerbils.

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RandolphCarter 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s trolling, right? Nobody takes it up the ass to the point where they can’t control their bowel movements and thinks that’s ok. He’s kidding, right?

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Neowolfe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isis was right about fags

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faithfulserf 1 point ago +1 / -0

what the fuck

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SmellsLikeTelAviv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I hope I never turn out like that

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HadrianTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gays are disgusting.

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poetryyy -12 points ago +5 / -17

Just to be clear, that's not anal sex. You can fuck your girl in the ass any day of the week and she'll never need to wear diapers. We're talking multiple fists at the same time and shit like that.

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basado 15 points ago +16 / -1

Even anal between man & woman is fucking gross.

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poetryyy 1 point ago +3 / -2

So what? You're supposed to be afraid of what's "gross"? What are you, a child?

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Anophthalmus 11 points ago +12 / -1

Begone

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poetryyy 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, it evolved to be there. My brain also evolved to disregard the "reason" things are there if I feel like it.

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TheWestYearZero 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is NO SUCH THING as anal "sex".

We know it is not "sex" bcs there are no ova ever found in poop.

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Miedek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Correct, the right term is sodomy.

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TarquinusCollatinus 4 points ago +4 / -0

This man gets it.

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bluewhiteandred 6 points ago +7 / -1

still a risk for perforation, infection, cancer...

sounds like bad sh... stuff

edit: also a sin

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poetryyy 1 point ago +2 / -1

None of that happens and there is no god.