posted ago by sn33d ago by sn33d +12 / -5

a man in a black suit appeared in front of me as I was walking in a residential area

he immediately pulled out his phone and I felt a headache as he connected into my brain

he walks away into a random building

he tried to explode the blood vessels in my brain and kill me for hating freemasons

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BigBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put clothespins on your ears so the 5G waves can’t enter your cranial cavity.

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sn33d [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

STOP

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YouNeedVPN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did his device convince you to type this?

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sn33d [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

NO.

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Berglewits 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you sure he wasn't a Grey or Reptilian?

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sn33d [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm not sure.

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KwamaKween 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this site because I can't tell if this a joke or actual schizo

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yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

99% of their sorcery is because you believe they have actual power.

They have none.

Christ can cast out a thousand devils with only a few words.

Cast them out with the name of Christ. Be free from their tyranny and influence.

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codreanuAppreciator 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to wear your tin foil hat.

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Troof 2 points ago +2 / -0

That last gentleman was an entered apprentice in the blue lodge. Let that be a warning to you. His device was set to stun, next time it may not be. Aspersions from the profane Cowan demean the grand artificer and one must be inculcated through barbarous inclemencies wrought to invoke vicissitudes and divest the Cowan of licentious aspersions.

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Kapral_Wojtek 1 point ago +1 / -0

The building he entered is 100% a house of Freemasonry, their Mind Rays are only that powerful close to them.