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BigPedeEnergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck you I won't eat if I don't want to

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FBoysInc 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gee, I wonder how our ancestors survived in times of scarcity.

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CertifiedFaggot42 6 points ago +6 / -0

That sounds a little . . . ophidiophobic.

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AntsCamera 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll eat that snake after it ate whatever rat it ate.

If that snake ate white people instead of rats she would be lionizing it.

(((rats)))

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ParadigmShift2070 4 points ago +4 / -0

STOP EATING FATTY!

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Smol_Gobbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you, I will squeeze the life out of an animal bigger than myself and then swallow it whole

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not against the snake diet but holy shit that sounds hard lol I’m glad I’m not fat so I don’t have to do that shit

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give us this day our daily bread.

Don't binge and fuck up your gallbladder

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the snake diet concept. (((Everyone))) hates it because they know deep down that they too could lose weight if they just stopped eating. However, there are too many shekels to be made off of fat people so the diet scams persist.