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TallestSkil 43 points ago +43 / -0

Ban assault longbows. Some of them are carbon fiber, you know. That’s black and therefore scary. Indeed, we should simply ban having the strength to draw a bow in the first place. That way everyone will be safe.

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RighteousFury12 [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Ban assault hands right NOW

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45ACP 15 points ago +15 / -0

In some future dystopia I could unironically see that happening. Convince normies that new prosthetics are better than real limbs. Eventually mandate them under some pretense. Give government backdoor control. Wrong think? Now you can't even walk or hold things.

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BLMadeMeRaysis 13 points ago +13 / -0

No kidding, that's the premise of a novel I'm working on.

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KarenKarenKaren 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s called “Manos de ping pong paddles”

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BLMadeMeRaysis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Today's award winning comment for "Most in Need of 'context ' Link."

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KarenKarenKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just thought of the title for your paddle-hands novel

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BLMadeMeRaysis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, that helps with the context issue, and I will take it under advisement. Not sure if it's literary enough for the New York set, but it's worth thinking about.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of the cyberpunk genre before it got turned into "WoWZa CoOl TechnOloGY"

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Trolldozer 3 points ago +3 / -0

internal screaming

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Call_Me_Kaiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have no mouth and I must scream

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ButMyFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sounds nuts but this is exactly the type of slippery slope the retarded 70% of the population has put us on with complying with the mandatory vax.

“Hands are too scary now! It’s a public health issue! It’s for the greater good!” they will cry just the same as they are now.

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45ACP 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's more than one way to skin a cat. They could go the safety route. They could release a flesh eating bio weapon of some kind. They could put un-cyborged people out of work like they're trying up do with people who won't take the clot shot.

At some point there will be more human gene editing. They could just start editing things out, like limbs. All the better for your child to easily adapt to our replacements, goy.

I don't think this is remotely likely, especially in my lifetime or my grandchildrens lifetimes. But evil is here, and it's feeling emboldened.

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DagnysDagger 12 points ago +12 / -0

black

scary

REeeeeeEeeEeeee

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TallestSkil 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol, I thought of that as I was typing it. Figured I’d stick with one allegory at once.

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FloorGypsy 7 points ago +7 / -0

"ban lifting"

No

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fuckinlegend 7 points ago +7 / -0

You joke but this will happen. In Australia some people shot crossbow bolts at a farmers cow and there was huge outrage about it so they made crossbows extremely heavily restricted. You need to do a (((state approved))) safety course and get a firearm license to own one

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PhysicalRemoval 24 points ago +24 / -0

The shooter was probably white because niggers probably wouldn't know how to use a bow.

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sheep-poster 16 points ago +16 / -0

a spear-throwing rampage wouldn't kill many people

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FloorGypsy 12 points ago +12 / -0

A beaner took out a BLM driver in Chicago with a spear last year

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TruthDefenseForce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leonidas joins the chat

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LeadingBrilliant 10 points ago +10 / -0

Perhaps, maybe, they've managed to enter into the stone age somehow.

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Austrianartstudent 5 points ago +5 / -0

They've advanced to prehistoric tactics

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LeadingBrilliant 3 points ago +3 / -0

In 80,000 years they might even invent the wheel, watch out!

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doodlebob 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'd probably use the wheel as a weapon by rolling it down a hill

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TendieMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That greentext where they imagined if niggers advanced to 18th century naval tactics was hilarious.

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TakenusernameA 21 points ago +22 / -1

The virgin gun rampage vs the chad spork mass genocide.

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inb4civilwar 14 points ago +15 / -1

Hell yes hopefully they got some footage of this. If Northern Europeans start killing people with crossbows and maces and shit how fucking awesome would that be.

Its like the European version of a tire around the neck.

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FuqSpez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Northern Europeans with crossbows and maces, Anglos with longbows and swords, and Jews with interest rates.

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instead of singing “kill the boer” they can sing “kill the muslim”

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Nose_noticer_II 13 points ago +14 / -1

Samuelvir Hydson at it again

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incognetto 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +10 / -1

People will continue to kill each other as long as they have access to each other. Unless we get locked in our rental pods, no amount of weapon bans will change that. It just skews power into the hands of people like feds or criminals

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Captain_Raamsley 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bows are based TBH

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AlmostBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun fact: rocks remained a feasible weapon until recent history

Vikings literally picked up pebbles and rocks off beaches before they attacked to throw at people. They can ban our guns, they can ban our bows, they can ban our kitchen knives. They can't ban nature.

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funner fact: there's piles of technical debris all over that's made of materials the ancients would have considered of supernatural quality, and a lot of them are already formed into convenient shapes with tight specifications.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is literally impossible only guns can kill people, no other tool exists that are capable of ending life.

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Monky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kongsberg

Niggerkike lmao

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basado 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ayo where Kangsberg at sheeeit

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Sneak_King 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fun fact: in the 90s, the idea was popularized that you could determine the race of a shooter by the ratio of ammo expended to people killed. Niggers usually own firearms illegally, are too poor to train, and too stupid to want to.

By that scale, this guy must be an albino.

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Jeb4HOABoard 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do we know they didn't die of covid after getting pierced with arrows?

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Ohdeerlordman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must have gotten ahold of Breiviks manifesto.

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SnifferInChief 2 points ago +2 / -0

What muscle groups should you train for pulling a heavy bow?

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FBoysInc 6 points ago +6 / -0

English longbowmen trained from such an early age that they had warped collar bones and extra muscle.

It always drives me nuts when modern archers try and shoot plate armor and say "see, they couldn't pierce it despite historical documentation!"

Yeah no shit you can't, you wimp.

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Sneak_King 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally trained all their lives to the point that some shoulder bones wouldn't fuse correctly.

A neat little pop-archeology doc on the Mary Rose: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4qXi8kXTs

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man men used to be ‘ard.

Modern man is a beta faggot.

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Blursed2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but the longbow can't pierce plate armor.

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80960KA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Safe to say they couldn't reliably pierce it, and even less reliably deliver a serious injury. Most angles of incidence against smooth plate are going to tend to skip off, and even if it does get purchase the pyramidial arrow point is going to burn up a ton of energy enlarging the hole.

With better understanding of metallurgy and projectile shapes they certainly could have made more effective arrows, but by the time this was a problem guns had arrived and made the question mostly moot.

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SoAngryRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just get a lighter bow and start with that.

You learn how to shoot a bow at the same time.

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Blursed2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear pulling a bow is a good way to exercise pulling a bow.

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SantaQlaus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm guessing forearms, triceps, back and shoulders

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CuteApu 1 point ago +1 / -0

We Need to Talk About Kevin

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superspathi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instant Legolas:

https://youtu.be/sy_bJQaD3Uc

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +1 / -0

suspect in custody

Is it more based to be killed or get taken alive? All the ones who have an actual point (Breivik) seem to get taken alive.

Yes, having read Breiviks manifesto I can see why he went after a young left-wing indictrination camp, it was probably the most politically astute thing he could have done, rather than killing random immigrants.

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Blursed2021 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Murder is not based.

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Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +3 / -1

What, you think we’re not fighting a war?

How bluepilled are you?

Do you even understand Breiviks reason for where he attacked? If you’re talking about his bow guy I don’t know what the fuck that was about.

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Blursed2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many children did Brevik kill? Norway is about to swear in a socialist government. What did his murder do? Made some people who spend too much time online "based?" To make matters worse Brevik killed his own people. He chose a soft target in a high trust society.

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Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m not talking about his effectiveness, just his motives etc.

children

You fuck right off with that, they were brainwashed teens, so deep in the globoleftism they would be the ones promoting everything we hate right now.

Brevik killed his own people

Yep, immigrants aren’t the enemy, the cancer within is. Having said that though, some of them were actually immigrants.

What did his murder do?

What does anything do? What does voting do? What does protesting do?

Your morals are all well and good, but they don’t win wars. Your morals are why we keep losing.

I don’t doubt the man was unhinged, but if you read what he wrote you might at least have the moral decency to understand why he was unhinged.

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Blursed2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teenagers are children dude. He killed his own people. My casting a vote that is washed away via fraud is nothing like murdering dozens. All of this is inexcusable.

And I have read what he wrote. Please do not assume ignorance on my part.

The man has done nothing but make impressionable internet retards feel good about how based they are.

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +1 / -0

My casting a vote that is washed away

Yes, your entire contribution to anything could be drained down a gutter, at least people know Breiviks name.

The very idea that I should consider what Breivik did to be particularly heinous in a world of Cambodian Genocides, Atom Bombs and Drone Strikes on Hospitals is laughable. Obama never went to prison.

Grow the fuck up.

Now read this and stop fucking replying to me.

The Carlyle Club tries to fathom the motives of an ethno-nationalist terrorist and political mass-murderer — and when we’re done talking about Nelson Mandela, we’ll discuss Anders Breivik.

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Blursed2021 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're creating a false equivalence and those people you describe aren't European. Anders killed his own people. You can do block quotes and be dramatic but that doesn't change what he did and who he did it to.

Did those teenagers never deserve a chance to grow up and see the world differently? They were kids. Anders chose a soft target because he's a massive coward.

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exitnightenterlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to an Article, this guy was from Denmark and the police were already aware of him being unstable. Good thing that they stepped in on time so that he couldn't harm any innocents. Well done government, you have really proven once again that us citizens don't need weapons.

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Theballsarein 1 point ago +1 / -0

People really underestimate the Bow and arrow

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bluewhiteandred 1 point ago +1 / -0

reminds me of that stoning story in texas recently in fort worth

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FBoysInc 0 points ago +1 / -1

He was clearly playing too much Skyrim.