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They fear the trampoline (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by Dynexust ago by Dynexust +307 / -0
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sn33d 53 points ago +53 / -0

We're reaching honk levels that shouldn't even be possible.

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send_it 25 points ago +25 / -0

We need more honk fuel.

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yeldarb1983 15 points ago +15 / -0

You joke, but if we could harness the willful ignorance of these people for electricity in a reasonably efficient manner, we could power the entire world for centuries on the last decade alone.

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Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bicycle dynamos cure the 'rona

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

chain them to a giant cog wheel and make them push it until they collapse from exhaustion, then feed them to the survivors (joking I swear.)

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OnlyEndsInAngelfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean that’a what we used treadmills for so… not to far fetched

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ouvrez_les_yeux 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't hold her Captain, she's breaking up!

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Rashid_Ibn_Yasir 40 points ago +40 / -0

Are you wearing a mask?

A mask?

A mask, you need a mask.

Sorry I mean a medical double layer mask, this is just a face covering.

No, the fact that you're not in a public place with no people at risk anywhere near you does not matter. You MUST be wearing a mask.

It doesn't matter that you're not at risk.

Are you vaccinated?

A vaccine? The newest one?

Then you must still wear a mask.

No, it doesn't matter that a vaccine is supposed to protect you from covid. You must wear a mask anyway.

Your mask is meant to protect me, not you.

YOUR. MASK. IS. MEANT. TO. PROTECT. ME. NOT. YOU

You still haven't put your mask on. Nope, still haven't.

I just realised you're a middle aged white person. Figures I'm talking to an anti vaxxer Karen, a moron. I bet you think the earth is flat

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Sneak_King 6 points ago +6 / -0

The "comma, a moron" in the last line always gets me.

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TakenusernameA 28 points ago +28 / -0

Innocent Childhood Fun!?!??!?!?!?

THATS ILLLEGAL!

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Call_Me_Kaiser 6 points ago +6 / -0

Have you seen the video if the crying child repeatedly taking off the mask

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Vulkanian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not even 5 years old and that kid has more testosterone than half the population.

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FearNoConfines 3 points ago +3 / -0

well I mean, half the population is women

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Fucktheatf69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that why half America is crazy and the other half somewhat normal?

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Call_Me_Kaiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kinda wholesome

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sn33d 1 point ago +2 / -1

I am not diagnosed with schizophrenia and I was only making a joke. AND PERHAPS YOU SHOULD'VE PHRASED IT BETTER!!!!!!!

Anyways, you're one of my faves anon.

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sn33d 1 point ago +4 / -3

🤨

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

I spent a month in Australia 20 years ago. The culture must have moved left pretty fast since then. I remember people being a lot more rebellious as a rule.

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TheWestYearZero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just the drink talking.

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sakokuaustralia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like everywhere else, its been slowly eroding, but the last 10 years has seen the most decline.

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bluewhiteandred 12 points ago +12 / -0

"But you're gonna kill grandma!"

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

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MLJFireDragon747 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reminds me of how my neighbor had the HOA (before I moved out of the apartment, dude had a house next to it), get on their ass about a trampoline, and I told him to threaten to build a ham radio tower, per FCC rules if they try and stop him from putting up a 40 foot radio tower then they’ll get a nice fat FCC fine.

Dude got his way, nice man.

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TransApache 10 points ago +10 / -0

In their own backyard.

IN. THEIR. OWN. BACKYARD.

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perpetual_notion 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOT IN MY BACKYARD.

has become

NOT IN THEIR OWN BACKYARD...

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ModsBanPaleos 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thats actually smart. Just clog phone lines with bullshit so noone cN do their job

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Call_Me_Kaiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep them busy and they won't be beating up the elderly

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usa_foot_print 5 points ago +5 / -0

Become ungovernable

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Lean 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hate this country.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I lived there I would probably just make up maskless people walking around my neighborhood to report and flood them with calls.

“Yes. Someone is walking outside without a mask. I see them! What do you mean “I need to stop calling”? ITS AGAINST THE LAW COME ARREST THEM!”

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Shittyshittygangbang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tramps really can't catch a break.

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rcglinsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

This but without the damn net. How are you even jumping on the trampoline if you can't break an ankle?

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perpetual_notion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, the mesh will keep the virus from spreading outside the confines of the trampoline.

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Careless_Ejaculator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it's time to help these gents out with more time wasting reports.