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How was church today, kings? (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by Barian84 ago by Barian84 +116 / -4
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crash7863 30 points ago +30 / -0

This is kind of dumb, but I love it.

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BigPedeEnergy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ya modern preachers are soooooo gay

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Call_Me_Kaiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Explains why molestations happen so often now

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sellyourcloak 22 points ago +22 / -0

'Dresses casually in a laughable attempt to appear relevant' is my favorite from the virgin preacher.

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Captain_Raamsley 18 points ago +18 / -0

My church is literally the Chad one but without the blood stained sackcloth clothing.

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Captain_Raamsley 12 points ago +12 / -0

We literally have a massive wooden cross at the top of the stage. It's like, 18" x 18" beams. Absolutely based.

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Barian84 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same.

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yudsfpbc 4 points ago +4 / -0

How big was your Jesus?

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EUssr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our Jesus is much bigger than yours.

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BigPedeEnergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give it time brother

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Hullohoomans 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pfft. King James Bible? Latin vulgate, bitches.

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Barian84 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Vulgate is pretty based, not gonna lie.

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USS_Gearing_DD_710 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broke: Reading English translations

Woke: Reading Greek and Latin translations

Bespoke: Reading the original Hebrew which is God’s Word unaltered

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

We covered sloth and modern societies attitude of entitlement and how being slothful and refusing to earn ones own way can separate you from your community and faith.

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Kapral_Wojtek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Went to Saturday Vigil Mass on a Church retreat, right after adoration. It was nice.

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hog_hunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not too bad. There was a good sermon today about letting go of those petty things we hold onto and focusing on doing what God wants us to do.

Also, another couple brought their brand new baby to the service today, his baptism is scheduled for first mass of the next month. There's a lot of new life in the parish.

On the other side, there was a young women a few pews ahead of me who was wearing a shear peach colored dress with dark underclothes. So much for modesty, the entire church could see everything. At least she came to church, but she should be dressing modestly, especially in church.

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Barian84 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’ve also been seeing a lot of visitors and the past month we’ve had 2-3 people accept Christ every Sunday.

Gives me hope.

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KarenKarenKaren 2 points ago +2 / -0

Missing caption: Discalded

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Anarcho-Catholic 0 points ago +2 / -2

Christian fundamentalism is heresy. Repent and embrace traditional sedevacantist Catholicism.

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cee8hooz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well heresy like all protestantism maybe but...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/177/332/6d8.jpg

Fundamentalism is undervalued...

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 -4 points ago +1 / -5

remove the jew and rediscover paganism

EDIT: christ cucks seethe

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yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christianity is closer to paganism than judaism.

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krzyzowiec 3 points ago +3 / -0

Repent and know God.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hey it's guy who was inactive for months then came to the defence of a helpless handshake, who'd have guessed