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Thanks Sn33d (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by Monky ago by Monky +160 / -8
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PhosphorescentBantu 34 points ago +34 / -0

Thanks Sn33d. I tried the clothespin method for two weeks straight. I cant masturbate anymore because my dick is necrotic.

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Monky [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

r/nextfuckinglevel

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Call_Me_Kaiser 13 points ago +13 / -0

r/humansbeingbros

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fuckyoupelosi 14 points ago +14 / -0

r/isfuckinggay

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sn33d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you're always warm so your balls are at full size.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Emacs 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hmmmm you didn't say it didn't work hmmmm

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Monky [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

It does work, I am now biologically incapable of masturbating. 10/10, thank you Sn33d

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sn33d 23 points ago +23 / -0

The method is supposed to make you mentally incapable. But that works too I guess, np dude

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SturmGewehr03 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oddly explains every comment you’ve ever made on this obscure forum.

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sn33d 1 point ago +1 / -0

What?

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sn33d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh.

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Afks 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fk man

My pee hole puckered up with that one

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sn33d 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's called AIDS.

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sheputster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do you have AIDS?

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sn33d 6 points ago +6 / -0

No.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 13 points ago +14 / -1

u/sn33d truly is the greatest innovator among us

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EternalJew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amgous😳

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BigMikesNegroCock 5 points ago +5 / -0

How could a clothespin prevent masturbation?

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Joesf23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try pinning your dick to your nuts when you feel the urge lol....not kidding

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BigMikesNegroCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I could still rub one out

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Joesf23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Motivated AF. Nice

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sn33d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the **** told you that??

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Joesf23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk, some lunatic on the internets posted it here 🤣

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sn33d 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're supposed to only pin your nuts!!! So that way urges will never form because of the pain.

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, I must of misread the instructions. Now there is damage all over my unit.

"I always mess up up some mundane detail."

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Dale_Gribble 4 points ago +4 / -0

you guys ever see another guy get kicked in the balls and have sympathetic pains?

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pixeldogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Virgin self control vs Chad clothespin.

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha! Best thing Ive seen all day....btw, you are supposed to just smash your nuts with a hammer for full effect

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Lean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks u/sn33d, now my piss is redder than Germany. Seig heil!

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solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re not supposed to shove it up your ass.

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t there a Bible verse that says its better to cut off your own arm than do something bad with it (or something to that effect)?