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samsng2 78 points ago +78 / -0

This really reads itself like clown world

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Eugene_Beastly 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm never going to my Catholic church again this is just a joke. I just started going back and I already regret it.

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VaccinesMachtFrei 11 points ago +12 / -1

You should go to the confessional and tell them how you feel about the Church before you leave.

The only thing you need is Christ, and your relationship with him. Fuck modern day churches.

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OrangeCatBad [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diest

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VaccinesMachtFrei 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you accusing me of Deism?

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OrangeCatBad [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saying the statement is similar in thought

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +4 / -1

What's to love, exactly

muh tradishun!

That’s it. I love tradition. I especially love European tradition. But the Catholic Church is fucking lost bros, time to accept it.

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VaccinesMachtFrei 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not really. Since when did I deny God or Jesus is still with us?

The only thing a church needs to be is the group of people that come together to worship. Theres no need for all these formalities.

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FBoysInc 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not Catholic, but while Trump was in office me and a few friends went to one to help out with the bread ministry. The people who were at the head of it kept bitching about how horrible Trump was and how they couldn't wait until he was out. I have my suspicions about Trump but he was pro-life, and I thought that was a big issue for Catholics.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 2 points ago +4 / -2

SOLA SCRIPTURA

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Hyperborean_ 57 points ago +57 / -0

The Vatican sure loves to virtue signal ever since this faggot pope usurped power from Pope Benedict.

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TendieMan 30 points ago +30 / -0

Have you seen the prophesised list of popes? Benedict was the last one.

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TakenusernameA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Could you link me this list?

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cardinal Sarah is the only decent upper level clergy right now.

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

hes retired though. still called out the BS going on in the catholic church, especially:

"In June 2020, Viganò said that the Second Vatican Council ushered in a schism where a false Church exists within the Catholic Church alongside what he considers to be the true Church."

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Gmoneymi 7 points ago +7 / -0

I stopped contributing the the Catholic Church as soon as that woke asshole became Pope. Absolutely scandalous.

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womp_squared 38 points ago +39 / -1

Satan is the one who invited them

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek yes

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covok48 30 points ago +33 / -3

Whenever people tell me that Catholics are more based than Protestants, I point to shit like this.

And before you say “The Pope doesn’t represent me!” He sure as fuck does otherwise you wouldn’t be Catholic now would you?

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Lopied1 10 points ago +10 / -0

No the Pope is fallible

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thepilotofmoya 4 points ago +7 / -3

So is the entire church and its leadership. Why do you willingly participate in that nonsense?

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Lopied1 6 points ago +6 / -0

No it’s not the entire church. That’s the point of the Catholics here. We all are aware of the holy Latin mass that took place and want it back

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thepilotofmoya 2 points ago +5 / -3

So if you're worshipping outside the confines of the church, with beliefs that are contrary to that of the church, what is the point of the church?

nb4 the current church isn't real Catholicism

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Lopied1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not contrary to the church

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thepilotofmoya 0 points ago +1 / -1

Your precious church is ok with abortion, homosexuality, and polluting the temple of God with a mystery poison made using dead babies and strange metals.

Presumably, you are against that.

Sounds pretty contrary to me.

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Lopied1 3 points ago +3 / -0

No it’s not for those things, the current clergy go against it’s own teaching. It was Protestants who made birth control

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +5 / -2

I’ve argued against Catholics on here time and again about this shit and have gotten nowhere.

They have this weird doublethink going on where they praise the Catholic Church as being better than Protestantism while simultaneously being outraged the CathChurch behaves exactly like a Protestant Church now.

No shit man, I’ve read someone on here say “The Vatican doesn’t represent the Catholic Church!”

Its just mind-boggling.

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Anarcho-Catholic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Become a sedevacantist: pre vatican-II Catholicism. Protestantism is a false position and blatant heresy.

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alphas12 3 points ago +3 / -0

He sure as fuck does otherwise you wouldn’t be Catholic now would you?

The whole antichrist thing is about staying aware and being careful with your religious leaders. Christianity has a built-in methology of removing those, that already got used a few dozen times.

The outrage is not that a cucked pope got into power, but that he is able to stay there without being murdered.

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conserve_west 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Pope doesn't represent me, any more than the current president represents all of America.

Much in the same way that even The president must abide by the Constitution (and any changes and interpretations have to be run through the supreme court) so must the Pope.

The Catholic church is first and foremost the Catechism of the Catholic Church. It is a compilation on the all the teachings of the Catholic Church on an array of certain things.

Should a Pope make a deceleration/teaching it cannot ever contradict prior teachings listed in the "Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCCC)."

So the seat of St. Peter may be occupied by Satan himself, but the Church can still live on through those that hold to the teachings and traditions.

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TakenusernameA 24 points ago +24 / -0

The Swiss Guard could literally solve half of humanity's problems right now, if the had the balls to do so.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

He said half of the problems, not all of them

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zzbg 3 points ago +3 / -0

true lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your username makes me want to play hungry hungry hippos

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, they are gigachads, so yes.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably

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PhosphorescentBantu 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, but the guys at the helm of nuke bases could

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solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swiss Miss

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Monky 14 points ago +14 / -0

The devil went down to G̶e̶o̶r̶g̶i̶a̶ Texas, he was looking for a soul to steal

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NewfieMan709 13 points ago +14 / -1

I'm not religious but how can anyone who is support this? Christianity is losing.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh boy the anti-Christ meeting

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FBoysInc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet they're going to draw a pentagram on the ground and try to summon him.

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johnmic07 7 points ago +7 / -0

They must have some serious dirt on him.

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Neowolfe 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need a new church where Jesus is represented not by the cross but for whipping kikes asses and throwing them out of the house of the lord

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1776pill 6 points ago +6 / -0

This. This is what keeps good meaning people from being Catholic. What ever kind of weirdo that thinks that is a cool crowd, hates Christianity and will never join anyways.

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Anarcho-Catholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Catholic church still exists through the sedevacantist position. The gates of hell shall not prevail against this church does not refer to the seat of Rome. Rome is currently the seat of the antichrist as of the 2nd Vatican council as prophesied in Our Lady of La Salette.

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ShreddyTinkles 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why I stay away from religion entirely. What a shit show.

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Crockett 5 points ago +5 / -0

Quick, think of 5 people with lower credibility on the topic of "health and soul."

This is the most clear example of being deliberately false just to fuck with the public that I've ever seen.

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TheWestYearZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, it is just "ha ha fuck you".

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the current Pope is showing up I think the forces of evil are pretty well represented.

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Greasyone 5 points ago +6 / -1

That’s it, I’m going prot.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good God Almighty that whole church is a highway to hell. If you have a based Catholic church fine, but I really encourage you to get out and find a real Church, one that sticks to the Bible and rejects these evil globalists.

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alphas12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Previous popes got murdered or mysteriously vanished as soon as they started some anti-crhist like shit.

Sad that we lost this a thousand year old tradition.

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Anarcho-Catholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://vaticancatholic.com/

I implore you all to research the sedvacantism. We are in the end times and Rome has fallen, but the church has not.

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solarsavior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do a Google image search for “vatican snake”. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

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dontdrinksoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, Deepak isn't evil. LOL.

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samoan62 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a new age con-artist/faggot who has no business being entertained by any Christian

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Consumewebsite 3 points ago +6 / -3

Pope Francis is going to kill them all with his bare hands and usher in a new era...lol

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Call_Me_Kaiser 10 points ago +10 / -0

Will Qanon be there too

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megalithicallstar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pope: I'll have 7 slices of pizza. Can't wait for the party. Really forward to seeing what health these slices are in.

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bluewhiteandred 3 points ago +3 / -0

and this is why some of us don't consider the Vatican to be Catholic nor Francis to be pope

It seems Catholics have no churches due to Vatican 2

(note that there were some who tried to set up churches independently, but some of us also don't believe they really have authority to operate, giving Catholics no church options)

Honestly though I'm not sure how much longer this can go on for because it's been 60+ years, maybe a near-miraculous correction is on the way to give a few of us some semblance of "normal Catholicism" again soon

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Thesyrianlannister 3 points ago +3 / -0

The pope is Satan duh

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zzbg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based, confirms that the catholic church is the church of satan

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aaaarg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satan has a lot to do these days. He works overtime.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Bases Catholics”

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FatalConceit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deepak Chopra is actually a very good person

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questioNNNeverything 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn Deepak. Guess I'll stop reading his books.

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Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can ya’ll Catholics see why you’re no better than the Protestants yet?

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conserve_west 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling it now:

The pope will announce that obeying and taking the vaccine is a "Christly duty" and the media will jump all over it.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus Christ...

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DemonDMT 1 point ago +2 / -1

Satan and Hitler's brain attached to an AI autonomous killer drone couldnt make it.

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TheWestYearZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hitler? He would put this lot in a camp.