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TallestSkil 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is literally the plot of Metal Gear Solid V. The wolbachia parasite was genetically engineered to affect the lungs of people who only spoke certain languages. The expression of specific phonemes triggered the parasite to activate, leaving all languages without those phonemes unaffected, even if you were infected.

They’re pulling bullshit straight from a batshit insane Japanese video game series. In before someone posts the Fukushima Tomokazu quote…

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Monky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dr. Goldbergenstein-Shekelcohen is on vacation, meaning that we can’t come up with decent subversive fear porn this week, let’s just rip it from a video game, no one will notice.

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Enoch_Mosley 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the plot of Metal Gear Solid V was stolen directly from the plot of the classic science fiction novel Snow Crash, in which a DNA-altering virus is activated by a spoken dialect of ancient Sumerian.

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JosephGoebbels 5 points ago +9 / -4

Also holy shit Rising needs a sequel

Also holy shit you need a life, goomer.

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HingusTheBungus -2 points ago +5 / -7

Insecure?

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HingusTheBungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You're not greedy, you're BATSHIT INSANE" doesn't sound similar?

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rising's sequel will probably just be IRL.

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HingusTheBungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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Call_Me_Kaiser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh moment

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MyButtsBeenWiped -1 points ago +1 / -2

My butts been wiped!

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fuckinlegend 11 points ago +11 / -0

They might be right, you should see how much aerosolized spit comes out of your mouth when you scream "faggot"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

There are no plosives in the word Nigger. Therefore saying Nigger is completely safe and should be encouraged.

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Trump4godemperor 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hebrew Nonsense

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TakenusernameA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Metal Gear Moment

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KarenSlayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

May

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DeutscheWeeb 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just speak American instead

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monkebrau [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Nose_noticer_II 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any time you say a word in English you are committing wordrape. Wordrape of sacred black bodies. -Judah Rothbergsteinwitzblatz

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DeportAnchorBabies 6 points ago +6 / -0

I refuse to believe that spicspeak spews out less particles than english

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you listen to Hebrew, I'd bet that's actually the most dangerous by these standards. It's all hacking and lisping.

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based_biker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

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okra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Early life check?

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Call_Me_Kaiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should all speak German instead

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lavushly 3 points ago +3 / -0

They probably make interns write these articles to prove their goy-feeding ability

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

There can be no peace with them. We lack the power in the short term to do anything about it. So, as per usual, concentrate on God and family.

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RedditModsTossMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

(((Escalante)))

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Hillary_is_Satan 0 points ago +1 / -1

24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.

25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.