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KosherConservative [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oy vey. I must have mispelled jokerconservative! Don't look into it, fellow white nationalist, far right wing extremist.

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KosherConservative [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Of coarse, and bring all you're based friend's too! Shalo... I mean, sea you soon!

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samoan62 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is that you Ben Shapiro?

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Monky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kosherconservative is redundant.

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Salience 20 points ago +20 / -0

If California sunk into the ocean I would celebrate.

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KosherConservative [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I really had high hopes for that global warming bullshit.

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t worry, probability of earthquake is still on our side

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rubberbiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just watched 1974 Earthquake with Charlton Heston. I liked it!

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Throw NYC in and it’d remove half the West’s (((communism)))

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hello-mayo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if the "people" there sink with it.

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AlmostBased 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think california's problem is mostly the politicians. I think they rigged practically almost every election. The high potential for money is going to attract a lot of corruption

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KosherConservative [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Have you ever met a Californian? When I was trimming new houses, I met a bunch of them. There's something in the water out there that just turns them into fruit cakes. Even the "based" ones are slack jaws.

Plus they all speak like this? It's like... so annoying... like if you were to go into a meeting with some people about a job and like they're speaking like this?

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AlmostBased 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think the way they talk is called uptalking

Yes I have met Californians, I lived in California for three years. Though I lived in an extremely old neighborhood, so that may play a role. In fact, the area I lived in called out the democrats cheating last year during the election and did a recount.

Also, california isn't all city. Outside of the city, california is surprisingly normal, and very traditional. The people that move all come from the city, they have no houses, or anything to lose when they move. Whereas the based californians stay in cali because they have farms, inherited estates, or are too old to move.

I am going to say this again, the people aren't directly the problem. They don't control the borders, decide how much funding the police get, pass the laws, or decide who gets put in office.

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KosherConservative [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I meet a Californian that doesn't grind my gears, I'll apologize. Until then, I hate all californians and want them to all stay the fuck out of Tennesee. Same with new yorkers and jersey folk. Same mould, different loaf as far as I'm concerned. I don't care who they are or where they live, I don't like them.

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enoughdakka 7 points ago +7 / -0

Getting loaded down with halfbacks over there too? That's what we keep getting in SC, they go to Florida then decide to go half back to where ever the fuck they came from and end up here.

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KosherConservative [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

They flattened the hills and destroyed the woods where I spent my childhood to put up one of their cookie cutter neighborhoods. They didn't even remove the logs, they just piled them up and burnt them. They plowed over the fishing hole where our town's boys have been going for at least a century and turned it into some nasty retaining pond. They yanked out the big rock where I had my first kiss. They destroyed our off-roading trails.

I hate them. They envied our scenery so they came and fucking destroyed it. They're nothing but vermin.

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sex_selector 6 points ago +6 / -0

Progressive Californians love indigenous cultures! Unless it’s somewhere they’re moving to. Then everything needs to be bulldozed over, and their giant, plywood shed McMansions* and plywood apartments-over-bigbox-stores fake city blocks put up.

I’m in Northern Virginia, which lost most of what culture it had by the 80s (HQ of the military industrial complex). Californians have been pouring in for the past three years, and have somehow managed to make it worse. They are literally more evil and destructive than glowies.

Even the shitskin service class here is shocked by how awful and socially inept Cali transplants are.

* has anyone else noticed that the beige/green/blue/gray colors newbuilds are being painted with are military surplus paints, or those that didn't quite meet requirement?

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KosherConservative [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of their weird boxy apartments west of here have the exact same color as gas meters. Gas meters are painted with the same RGB as ww2 navy ships. Some of the surplus paint was sold off to the power companies after ww2 and they made their meters with them. The paints long gone but the color stuck.

It seems like they cut costs to put these places up for $35,000 and sell them for $400,000. They have mexicans pouring the foundations. I've seen them cracked on seven year old houses before. These hills are always moving. The overpriced, under-built sheds they put on them won't last until that mortgage is paid off. I suppose that's intentional though.

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Signal Mountain?

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KosherConservative [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, but I don't want to give any more specifics. I'm a fairly easy man to find if you know what you're looking for.

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jersey here, you're wrong about new York, Penn and jersey. Only north jersey, Philly, Pittsburgh, and NYC are total shit holes. Everywhere else it's fuck Biden flags for miles.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

New Yorkers are a lot different than Californians. I mean you can hate them both, but they're different.

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rubberbiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

AlmostBased you have a very appropriate username. LOL.

Still, I partially agree with you. I have a good friend out there, older lady, total conspiracy nut job. She used to be a bit liberal but is now totally based, still a conspiracy nut but honestly I listen much more closely to her conspiracy thoughts then I used to. Actually I listen quite intently.

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EmperorJohnathon 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s that stupid valley girl accent which apparently is actually jewish influenced. I remember reading that on here but I don’t remember the post.

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Popularised in the movie Clueless which was written, directed by and starred a Jew.

Could be a coincidence right?

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AlmostBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

The way they talk is called uptalking

Where the end of the sentence goes higher in pitch

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it called a vocal fray?

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AlmostBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

That too. Just in summary, every annoying way to talk comes from california

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HookersonBlow 0 points ago +0 / -0

That question inflection of there voice at the end of sentences, drives me as crazy as the vocal fry.

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Chosen_1_1162 8 points ago +8 / -0

California flipped overnight from red to blue thanks to Reagan's amnesty.

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Blursed2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem everywhere is the politicians, but California produces a special kind of messianic idiot.

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americathegr888 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think california's problem is mostly the politicians.

Seriously? Are you that blind? It's the 30 million shitskins.

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AlmostBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

And who let those shitskins chimp out? Oh wait... the (((politicians)))

it is an endless loop, the politicians let them do whatever they want, then the shitskins vote for them. The votes don't matter anyways. it's just a cover up to create discord

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sslog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bro, I hate how I’m seeing more and more California license plates where I live

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Goddammit I just fled California to get away from these faggots and I moved to Georgia! If they follow me here I swear to God I'm going to fedpost every last one of them in meinkraft!

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ProudConsumer 8 points ago +8 / -0

The modern-age carpetbagger. Going south and setting up shop and pushing your way of life upon the people just like what rich white northerners did in 1866. I think seeing ex-urbanites move into my state makes me more irrationally angry than I should be.

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KosherConservative [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not irrational. They might as well be foreigners coming here. They bring nothing but increased costs of living, traffic and their retarded faces but they cost us our natural lands and way of life.

The old guys around here talk about none of this would've happened 30 years ago because people actually did stuff back then. Yanks didn't come here unless they were lost and they left quickly. As late as 99, I remember seeing a big parade with dozens of Confederate flags and the whole town was there. I remember back in 01, the klan had a bbq. Nobody celebrated the fourth until 9/11.

Now there's no klan. All the battle flags went down and trump flags went up in 2016. Now the trump flags are coming down but the battle flags aren't going back up.

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GarfeelLzonya 1 point ago +1 / -0

if this country wants to maintain even the slightest semblance of stability in the coming future, states need to be able to control domestic intermigration immediately. Let them have their free needles and pozzed drug capitals.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Goddammit I just fled California to get away from these faggots and I moved to Georgia! If they follow me here I swear to God I'm going to fedpost every last one of them in meinkraft!

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fakthemods 4 points ago +6 / -2

Is that Spottemgottem?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.

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KosherConservative [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

barebacked him raw

Stopped reading there.

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fakthemods 4 points ago +4 / -0

No respect for the copy pasta huh?

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Notablitheringidiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone takes things vewy sewiouswy around here

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done

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KosherConservative [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you.

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Jim_The_Doge 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I hate hippies

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rubberbiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most accurate meme ever

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This plus every red state pretty state.

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Xenovista 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad but true.

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HookersonBlow 0 points ago +0 / -0

Pretty good. Gotta Texas version? Austin is infested with these faggots and most of the White people in Dallas seem to be this way.