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RetardMoron 53 points ago +53 / -0

The hell did I just read?

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Notablitheringidiot 51 points ago +51 / -0

2 clowns walked into a bar…

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Jeb4HOABoard 39 points ago +39 / -0

And the bartender asked, "How's it hanging?"

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monkebrau 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm dying here 😂

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K98_Mauser_Boi 7 points ago +7 / -0

They both committed suicide, the end.

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Standby 17 points ago +17 / -0

mentally ill gymnastics gold medalist

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1776pill 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s like reading inception written by sodomites. Funny enough, on a biological scale, it’s a man and a woman that took roleplaying too far.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

What people is that faggotress talking about? It talks about its "partner", and then starts to talk about multiple people ("they").

That schizophrenic cunt. I am not retarded enough for any of that to make sense.

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AmericanMonarchist 32 points ago +32 / -0

A girl who thinks she is a guy is dating another guy. The guy she is dating is beginning to think himself as a girl. The girl however does not want to date a guy who LARPs as a girl, only a real man. The girl is asking Reddit if she should dump him.

These two deserve each other and a one way ticket to Cuba after we burn their passports.

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goyiberry 8 points ago +8 / -0

but the girl is gay, so why doesn't she want the man to larp as a woman?

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anonymous570861 9 points ago +9 / -0

but the girl is gay, so why doesn't she want the man to larp as a woman?

Because the girl is straight and larping as a gay man.

HONK! HONK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLYWindpczU

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ConsumeDegeneracy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legitimate clown world.

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AmericanMonarchist 2 points ago +2 / -0

The girl is actually straight, but because she thinks she is a man she thinks she is gay.

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Oppy235 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the funny part

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americathegr888 26 points ago +26 / -0

She's not even a lesbo, she's straight but larping as a gay tranny.

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SecretSempai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are most lesbians even lesbians? With all the dead beds and domestic abuse, it just seems like half the people there are just traumatized women who hate men.

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americathegr888 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's true. But this chick isn't even slightly lesbian. She only likes men. Kek.

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monkebrau 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hard keeping track of all the oligarch psyops this poor idiot has fallen for.

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weisschild 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't know if it's just because I'm very tired, but I couldn't follow that at all.

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gamexa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Somebody posted a greentext the other day where anon was saying that most literate people have no problem telling a story with two characters who each have a line of dialogue, but lower IQ people have trouble adding a story within that story with two characters who each have a line of dialogue, and even higher IQ people struggle when you add a third frame to the story. That's how I feel reading this faggot nonsense.

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TheWestYearZero 10 points ago +10 / -0

Th i nverse of that is that a low iq person will still try to tell a story with multiple characters and incidents but it just ends up as a confusing jumble....like this.

It is similar to trying to follow directions given by a woman.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly, the author of this may identify as a potted plant, but after reading it I KNOW the bitch is a woman.

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rabdargab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said

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thenameisdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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Greasyone 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m wide awake and couldn’t follow that shit.

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samoan62 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried but stopped caring after the second sentence

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ImperialTeddy 14 points ago +14 / -0

This shit is so hard to follow. A woman pretending to be a man wants to fuck a real man and not a man pretending to be a woman....?

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Kapral_Wojtek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. Now watch me shove eighteen more buzzwords into it, bigot. Your Enigma machine has nothing on the Globohomo!

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usa_foot_print 9 points ago +9 / -0

More proof that Reddit is the last bastion of insanity

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Jabblemonkey1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's pretty insane, but it's certainly not the "last bastion". There's plenty more. Lots. Like tons of the shit.

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Xenovista 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lesbos are like incels that wear women's underwear and jerk off.

They desperately want validation/attention from the opposite sex, but they've made themselves so repulsive that they'll never get any even from the lowest scrub on their tier. They're too proud to date some ungodly goblin on their own level. So what do they do?

They dress up like the man they want to plow them. Not having a dad in their life, they larp as fucking lumberjacks.

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Water_Enjoyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfectly normal.

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PepesCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

God please return me to pre 9/11

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Kapral_Wojtek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think this says a woman who wants to be a man started dating a guy. That guy now wants to be a woman, and the first tranny wants to shake sticks and sodomize, not mimic a legitimate marital relationship.

This has put the first tranny's coding into conflict.

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when_we_win_remember 4 points ago +4 / -0

IDK they sound made for each other to me

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ConsumeDegeneracy 3 points ago +3 / -0

ftmfeelinglikeshit

Hm yeah I wonder why.

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gragas17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight woman larping as a gay man

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fakthemods 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, remember 10 years ago all the gays wanted was to get married.

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rabdargab 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?????

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is some whacked out, sick, weird shit.

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RicFlair 2 points ago +2 / -0

play stupid games

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WesternCarnival 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh...potatoe?