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Consume sugar or you ain't a chad. (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by Wolfram ago by Wolfram +147 / -1
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Smol_Gobbo 63 points ago +63 / -0

This meme doesn’t even make sense, fucking brand

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Ihatefatbitches 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yeah, they're so out of touch they don't even realize the meme is actually working against them.

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Oppy235 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe it's a millenial/zoomer who's in charge and is shitting on them since the older staff don't have a clue about memes

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Leadforpeds 29 points ago +29 / -0

I used to drink s*da alot and I actually had a pretty bad experience with this brand once. It was a snowy day and I had to go on a 2 hour drive for an academic program I was accepted into. I had a can of Dr. Pepper in my hand and was drinking it while we drove up. I ended up getting in a rough car crash, spilled the drink all over my new suit, and injured my spine. The first think I see when I open my eyes is the rim of the can of Dr. Pepper saying "You deserve this."

Quit drinking it ever since.

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TakenusernameA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Based Dr. Pepper?

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Notdryer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blackpilledpepper

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Ihatefatbitches 26 points ago +26 / -0

There is nothing more subtly dystopian than corporations co-opting memes.

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BigBeef 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s not OK to be a loser. You should never be OK with being a stupid faggot. But always know that you can change, and you can reclaim what was lost.

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AntiSanctimonious 14 points ago +14 / -0

No one deserves anything.

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TakenusernameA 13 points ago +16 / -3

False, we all deserve Hell due to our sinful nature as humans.

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TeaPahrTay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based posting hours.

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BlackFang4 3 points ago +4 / -1

For the wages of sin is death...

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Unnotable 10 points ago +10 / -0

This format has been dead for a while and this is just pissing on the grave.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy fuck did they miss the point of this one

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YEETveteran8888 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, did they legit post that!?

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Picture is inaccurate, bottom chad doesnt have a corn syrup induced beer belly.

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TallestSkil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Archive link to actual post, please.

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okra 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you can afford, goy

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bangbus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trailer? I feel ya.

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Dale_Gribble 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont think ive had that soda. I hear the taste is rather unique. I dont really drink soda just when its a special event or i really need to get some calories.

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Neowolfe 0 points ago +1 / -1

I must be doing well; my parents are like the bottom pic and I’m like the top pic