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Wolfram 35 points ago +35 / -0

The only people who will listen to this are the one who never wanted children and virgins feeling virtiuous over it.

ButMyFeelings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, it’s less about dissuading people that want kids from having them, and more about giving a pat on the back to the ones that have already decided not to, just to give them another holier than thou feather in their caps.

rubberbiscuit 5 points ago +5 / -0

The best thing about this is how upset they'll be later on in life when they get what they deserve for being total shit people.

Formerlurker92 27 points ago +27 / -0

Then we should sterilize Africans, the worst offenders.

Oh you mean white children

Taking bets on Catherine's nose size

Notablitheringidiot 17 points ago +17 / -0

less kids means less c02

But don’t plants love C02?

Izaritos 21 points ago +21 / -0

Plants? We don't care about PLANTS. We only care about decreasing our carbon footprint. Whatever THAT means.

Notablitheringidiot 17 points ago +17 / -0

Does clubbing seals reduce their carbon foot-print?

Whales probably produce heaps of carbon, we should probably harpoon them all just to be safe.

clean_onions2112 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

We should probably all kill ourselves and end humanity just to be safe. If it saves the planet, it's worth it! No more pollution!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about we do all the lefties first. They're about half the population. If things improve by 50% then we can talk about the rest

Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +1 / -0


Doubt that, they’re just so loud and obnoxious it seems that way.

Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was counting all the voters that are even a little bit sympathetic to socialism/ progressivism.

HingusTheBungus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why not just kill all the Africans? Their dark skin absorbs all the sunlight and heats up the atmosphere, much like asphalt roads do.

InversionAgenda 2 points ago +2 / -0

After reading Moby-Dick, I really got into the mood of whale hunting. Too bad it is not as accessible in Western countries as it used to be.

Im-weird 3 points ago +3 / -0

One volcano eruption can send the earth into an ice age. So no... children are not destructive to the environment. Nigs are.

Either way, if you're white, prosper kings. We need more of us.

Tourgen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Alright. Take them at their word. End all welfare for single mothers and children. Children bad, right? Then why are you encouraging them through $$$ subsidizing "bad" behavior? Also, no amnesty or immigration for mothers and children. Right? Think of the environment!

Yeah right. It's obvious gaslighting. It's white genocide propaganda.

KingSweyn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell it to the 3rd worlders who won't stop fucking in the midst of hordes of starving children.

No, fuck you, if it's a choice between my children and the planet, the planet can go die. (It won't. Life is a tenacious bastard.)

TendieMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. All those muslims should stop inbreeding.

HingusTheBungus 3 points ago +3 / -0

JARVIS, open up the author's early life section on Wikipedia.

TrueRealist 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just roundabout eugenics. The kind of people to listen to this are better off not breeding anyways.

ButMyFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect well if that’s the case, after I have my 4 children I guess I’ll have already caused enough destruction that it won’t matter what the fuck else I do will it?

Flammenwerfer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It IS true, but who cares

Teleskrotus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow this could be bad, we need to ban immigration from all countries with above replacement birthrates.

richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kids do create alot of consumption - Kings would do well to stabilize your work situation and income. Kids create alot of stress - make sure you woman is given her place, and that you have a stable relationship to bring kids into.

If you can check those two boxes, by all means go quiverfull and pump out as many crumbsnatchers as you can keep up with. I personally do not have anything as fulfilling in my life, as my children - they are a blessing, and much of my hope is derived from the thought that I have a chance to teach them to think freely.

Several other comment flagged this article as a cope for simps who have already decided not to have kids, I agree and think that was an insightful take.

clean_onions2112 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I checked those boxes long ago. I have five kids.

richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

King 👑

when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the nuttiness around treating CO2/methane as a pollutant. Every single thing you do creates it. The attitude, like naturalism in general, treats humanity as an infection.