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Call_Me_Kaiser [S] 41 points ago +42 / -1

Absoulte Chad dies for our sins and asks that we repent in exchange for eternal salvation

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RightSideFunding -36 points ago +3 / -39

God condemns Human Sacrifice.

God Sacrifices his own Son.

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Removmudrace 25 points ago +25 / -0

God creates Angels

Fagangels rebel and muh dick the world

creates Canaanites > Edomites > jews

cryptokikes the name Rightsidefunding

shitposts on specific Jesus thread

You do your father’s work. Christ told us about that too.

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BasedOrthoBro 20 points ago +21 / -1

Can I get a nose check on this one, guys?

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TendieMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slightly iffy on this, I'd like to get a Christian perspective on this. Holy Communion is eating and drinking the body and blood of Christ which sounds like cannibalism. However, is this OK because 1: Jesus chose to sacrifice himself for our sins so he is fine with it or 2: the bread and wine become the divine part of Jesus, not the human part and so it is acceptable?

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SFAM1A 7 points ago +7 / -0

See the Gospel of John: "Unless you eat my flesh and drink my blood you shall not have life within you"

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DeportAnchorBabies 3 points ago +3 / -0

second one

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saltyrainbow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Human sacrifice is a human constant. individuals, organization, and societies all use some form of it. Abortion, sending people off to fight wars, the probable ritualized sexual abuse of children by elites, etc.

You can even go as far as to say other things are human sacrifice: Giving your child an ipad to "keep him busy" so you can do what you want. This is a great example of sacrificing someone else that isn't obvious. There are so many actually. just look around you and you will see. We sacrifice other all the time.

Christ said "to eat of my body and drink of my blood" for two reasons. First, he is the ultimate sacrifice and if you follow him you shall be redeemed. Second, you do not sacrifice others. if you follow Christ you sacrifice yourself instead, like he did for you.

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Fistmagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

You go ahead and tell the Jews to stop sacrificing people and see if they sacrifice you.

Edit: and then tell them to think about treating people the way theyd like to be treated. Maybe name the rule after something they covet.

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KosherConservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

To sacrifice one's life in the saving of your people is valorous and heroic beyond what words can describe.

It is much different than being slaughtered in a ritual.

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TendieMan 40 points ago +40 / -0

Top 3 favourite things: The Father The Son The Holy Spirit

in any order.

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jeffgayzos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based

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TendieMan 6 points ago +6 / -0
  1. is Ted Kazynski and 5 is Julius Evola.
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Removmudrace 38 points ago +38 / -0

creates everything

gives you dominion and based rules

leaves you alone to flourish

you fuck it up

instead of taking the ball home, shows you how it’s done

also pays your bill

knows you’ll still fail

“just do your best”

promises to come back and clean up the mess

How could you not love this dude? Just do your best.

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Mad_King_Kalak 25 points ago +25 / -0

You know what I like the most about the story of Christianity? The 12 Apostles were just ordinary fellows. Peter was a fisherman of all things. They went on to convert the entire Roman Empire. Christ brings out the best in everyone.

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SuburbanYute 9 points ago +9 / -0

it wasn't just the disciples. it was King David, King Solomon, Moses, Jacob, the Apostle Paul, etc. it's like he purposely chose people that he knew were majorly flawed just to illustrate that there is grace and mercy and hope in him, if you just repent and turn towards him.

there truly is no equal on earth or in the heavens.

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canadianhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

And don't forget Jonah. He was a perpetually grumpy (depressed?) asshole who, if he was alive today, would be shitposting on here about the Ninevites. But God was like "Nope, this one's on you. They need to hear some shit. So get going." And he got it done (you know, eventually.) But it really speaks to those of us who kinda have to be dragged into caring about our fellow man.

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Candy_ 28 points ago +28 / -0

NoOoO0O0oo!!1! You can't like jesus christ he's a racist heckorino homophobe. STO0)OOo0PP!!1 We're supposed to promote sodomy!! Holds back tears

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paulrnelson 16 points ago +16 / -0

"ackshually Jesus said to love ur neighbor so you gotta bake the cake or we're shutting you down bigot"

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jtpg3 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Original Gigachad

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BigBeef 25 points ago +25 / -0

Literally died so that I could enter the kingdom of heaven, asks nothing but repentance in return. Literal son of God, light of my life.

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ValuesLiberty 22 points ago +22 / -0

Any man who carries a lamb like such a boss is a son of god to me...

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KosherConservative 21 points ago +21 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UBQArOa5c

Here is a middle German song written in the 1200's about the crusaders reaching the Holy Land.

Always remember that you walk the same Earth that God walked, a world watered by His holy blood. A world that the almighty Father created, which He gave to you as your dominion, to look after and to thrive upon. Love the Earth, love yourself and love God, who gave you the opportunity of life.

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KasierVonGoguryeo191 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such a good song, middle age music has a great feel of it, the French one about Louis IX crusading is a personal favorite of mine

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KosherConservative 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not sure I'm familiar with it. Could you send me a link?

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KosherConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was that from the estampies and royales manuscripts? I think I've heard it before. Lovely music, it's a wonder that music really hasn't changed much, structurally, in at least a thousand years. The seikilos epitaph even roughly follows the same structure, except the melody was essentially lost.

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KasierVonGoguryeo191 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly have no idea, I think it was some sort of folk song, it could have been sung by the French nobility which would explain how this song still survived, at least somewhat.

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Independence 16 points ago +16 / -0

His Kingdom is not of this world is one of the quotes that never left me

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sunshinenationalist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bros bros, I think i'm feeling the enlightenment of Heaven's Kingdoms

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 10 points ago +10 / -0

And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.” Matthew 28:18-20

Thank you Jesus

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sellyourcloak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even until the end of the age!

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thenameisdonald 9 points ago +9 / -0

Luke 10:18-20, some of the most based words to have ever been written.

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voyager14 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love how Lil Nas X used verse 18 to 'troll' Christians when immediately after it Jesus promises us authority and power over Satan.

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SFAM1A 8 points ago +8 / -0

gay

Satanist

What did you expect?

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sellyourcloak 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jesus is King

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RightSideFunding -7 points ago +3 / -10

34th Degree Mason confirmed?

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BlingBlingReturns 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok now your just making things up, high tier masons are satanists read a book.

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RightSideFunding 1 point ago +2 / -1

it was a joke bub