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AustrianPictorem 39 points ago +39 / -0

Why do people memoryhole pigdin every single year?

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SmashJewishSupremacy 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've seen people act shocked by pidgin every year for the past 5 or 6 years, and then just forget it exists.

Weird

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LesboPregnancyScare 14 points ago +14 / -0

because its so ridiculous no one takes it seriously.

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samoan62 11 points ago +11 / -0

I haven't memoryholed it. I go there from time to time for a good laugh

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Smol_Gobbo 28 points ago +28 / -0

“Muhfuggin bih dun git got shotted, ayo bix nood”

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DonaldTheWhite 22 points ago +22 / -0

ayo hol up

so you is tellin me

<licks lips>

dey dun capped dis hoe?

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Smol_Gobbo 20 points ago +20 / -0

My han to da lawd, homie

Dey bussa cap in her, she a dead ass hoe I ever saw

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Thehoboinyourtrash 8 points ago +8 / -0

freel freel nigga

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fang545 6 points ago +6 / -0

i'm in stitches, some top notch niglinguists we have here

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Dr Joseph Looney"

Story checks out

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cutefroggy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do they make through MEPS?

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SmashJewishSupremacy 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's Pidgin English, actually it's more common than our English due to globalization

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PurestEvil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait what? It's just a mockery of the English language in niggerspeak. It's sure just meant to be funny, right?

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Austrianartstudent 11 points ago +11 / -0

No it's real, because niggers are literally too stupid to understand proper English so they bastardize it.

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tchouk 6 points ago +6 / -0

The BBC publishes all their articles in pidgin

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TakenusernameA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can someone translate?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahem

Muh fuhggin Bix nood muhfugger muh dik

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ManxomeBro 8 points ago +8 / -0

bbc.com/pidgin for all the stories

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ParadigmShift2070 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even the accept cookies message was in retard

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KasierVonGoguryeo191 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Who be" That's all I need to see to not read this

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who be Ms Johnson

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Call_Me_Kaiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kang shoots quan for dissin massa

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healthy2legs 4 points ago +4 / -0

its like they translated morse code from dots and dashes to chickens and watermelons

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Familiarwobble17 3 points ago +3 / -0

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person

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hearthandhome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sunroof - non optional

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just trying to have an open mind

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Groose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard she was still in a hospital, is she confirmed to be dead?

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Wolfram 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can hope.

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Gimpygoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS IS WHI........let's remember the victim and not glorify the killer.

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NuckFiggsNateHiggs 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHIEEEEEET MUFFUGAH

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narval50 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeetttttt

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apply the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis to pidgin

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voyager14 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, which one of you got a job with the BBC

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dat blak niga beesh dem be shot ousid er napi hed

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh wtf I saw this article before and didn’t understand what was happening with the English. I thought I was on the onion or something. I still don’t fully understand. What the hell why type like that?

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