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BigBeef [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don’t even know how to fish. Being reminded of that makes me want to blow my brains out.

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just-a-normal-dude 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fishing itself is pretty simple, the hard part is knowing where the fish will be.

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JustinSonOfFidel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes not catching anything to realize this, meanwhile you still get to relax and have a beer on a dock

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crash7863 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. Fishing is super fucking easy. Cast the rod. It's the little stuff. What time of day to go fishing. What depth to go fishing? What can you catch and where? What bait to use? If you can't figure that out, just grab a can of spam, cut it into small bits and put it on your hook. Put a lead on line and attach a bobber. You'll catch something.

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Astfgl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so sorry, King. I doubt I'm near you, but fishing at it's basest is something we can teach even over the net. Just get a bobber, a hook, and a worm to thread on it. That's all you need.

Heck, you don't even need the bobber if you want to feel for the fish biting. You don't even need a fishing pole either, that's fancy shit there. You can toss a line by hand just fine.

Just take a hook and a worm to a big ol' stream. You'll catch dinner for sure once you learn where the fish hide.

If you ever need someone to talk to we're all here for you.

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el_hoovy 1 point ago +1 / -0

if people could do it by stabbing with a spear, one can certainly do it with all these modern tools to help

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SFAM1A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, my dad used to take me fishing when I was a kid. It was super fun. I need to get back into that someday.

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ImperialTeddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used to go crawfishing in the lake with my grandpa when I was little. Glad I had that opportunity.

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Feelsgood2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave the beer at the store. It is not good to consume.

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Idkjustwantit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had some good times playing fishing planet to be honest. Never tried irl