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Lean 15 points ago +15 / -0

I need to find a gf, fuck cooking.

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donjongun 34 points ago +34 / -0

cooking is fun stfu and dont be lazy

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Lean 35 points ago +35 / -0

I meant to write "cooming".

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Greasyone 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao both kinda make sense

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Aidaniam 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not saying don’t get a GF but maybe try to fix your impulse control/ addiction first

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Monky 9 points ago +9 / -0

The wife should be the one to do it though.

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Joesf23 8 points ago +8 / -0

Women are better at baking, men are better at on the fly cooking and guessing what seasonings need to be added. The best chefs in the world are men. There is something even more magical about when it is done outside over an open flame with a giant chunk of meat on it.

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ClassicalEuroTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Men are reserved to tasks which require little intricacy, but a degree of risk, such as cooking meat or large-scale harvest. Women in the other hand are involved in more complex tasks but with less risk or force involved, this is primarily due to men hunting (or working post agricultural revolution). However that isn't to say that the traits sometimes do overlap, but this should never be considered the rule

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TrueRealist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buy a grill. It is a rite of passage for a man to get comfortable with one, and the food tastes better.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

One could say it could be a girl friend.

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TeaPahrTay 0 points ago +2 / -2

the food tastes better

Disagree, a burnt acrid, grease fire generic mystery meat patty is pretty gross.

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TrueRealist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seasonings + glaze (depending on what you are cooking) will fix that. Seasoning is so important when it comes to grilling.

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glownigger1488 1 point ago +1 / -0

burnt mystery meat? what you on about?

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TeaPahrTay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Generic pre-made patties.

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atomical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make your own beef patty then

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TeaPahrTay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do! I advocated that in another comment. You will never go back.

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atomical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it’s so much better I agree.

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EthicalEconomist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh God, I'm gonna COOOOOOOOK!

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usa_foot_print 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hello based department?

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Ddawg97 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao so many subreddits now need a certain karma threshold and day old account to make sure you’re opinions are non-dangerous - of Schwarz could see the state of reddit today he would’ve killed himself again twice

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yeetmaster7000 5 points ago +5 / -0

“You’ve got nutting” would be a funny pun

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ButMyFeelings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the one on the left an actual PornHub ad? If so, unintentionally based implying only 2 genders?

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ThrowawayRV [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is but it's a very old ad, before the other 48199439409307 new genders were invented.

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Jim_The_Doge 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”