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Call_Me_Kaiser 52 points ago +52 / -0

How can one be so pathetic, also imagine dating someone with AIDS

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PurestEvil 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's the worst that could happen?

Oh yeah... getting Aids... totally forgot about that one.

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the-new-style 10 points ago +10 / -0

40% of m2f trns are HIV pos

67% if they are black

https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/pdf/library/reports/surveillance/cdc-hiv-surveillance-special-report-number-27.pdf

of those, 30% still work as prostitutes

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justicein2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

no see we solved aids! all you gotta do is take this drug. forever.

ooo shit that drug killed people. ok take this one! forever! and we're mostly sure you won't spread aids. and our pr team says you can trust us.

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Barian84 44 points ago +44 / -0

The day I can’t open a fucking bottle is the day I end it all.

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bangbus 22 points ago +23 / -1

Remember that time Hillary Clinton opened that jar? That was awesome.

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Ddawg97 10 points ago +10 / -0

‘It didn’t pop’ Alex Jones on picklegate

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K98_Mauser_Boi 11 points ago +11 / -0

My wife asked me to open a jug of orange juice for her. I took the top off and put it back on then told her it’s easy you try lol. She was not amused.

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RobRhinehart [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

An elaborate scheme to steadily starve out the cucks.

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Berglewits 33 points ago +33 / -0

Just slowly make the soylent bottles of higher and higher tolerance materials until all of them have been culled by famine.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 28 points ago +28 / -0

Based soylent exterminating the weak

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hog_hunter 12 points ago +12 / -0

You'd have to block grubhub too, otherwise they'll just shift to that.

Let's take it even further and also remove all the restaurants and delivery services, processed/pre-made foods as well. I dream of a day when all you can buy at a grocery store is cuts of meat, vegetables, fruits, eggs, milk, flour, and other ingredients, so you have to make your own foods again

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SiriusC1024 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be nice.

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AustrianPictorem 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does aids causes you to have brown fucking blood? Last time I checked it should be either Cherry Red or Bordeaux

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Poopybuttboy 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's gay so it's probably residual poop from butt sex

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe it's a Mexican 😏

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TakenusernameA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Blood becomes brown when it dries, so that retard literally doesnt wash their hands after bleeding, contaminating the area with AIDS.

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SnifferInChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not supposed to wash off a cut unless it's dirty.

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Kapral_Wojtek 6 points ago +6 / -0

What color does your turn when it dries?

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TheGeo 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you get such a cut from a bottle?

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jtpg3 2 points ago +2 / -0

How actually weak does one have to be?

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Consooomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"really tight lids"

Soylent Corporate: "But we pre-loosened them! Did we underestimate just how weak our drinks make our customers?"

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just-a-normal-dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really fucking disgusting how the establishment is trying to normalize GRIDS.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

CLEANSE WITH FLAME