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Waffleyumboy 37 points ago +37 / -0

lmfao what a shitty shop, if this is what we're up against we shouldn't be too worried.

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notmydirtyalt 25 points ago +25 / -0

It doesn't need to be perfect it needs to be good enough to catch one boomer with a half chub into saying something wrong or finally after months of pestering cut 1" off the barrel of a shotgun for a guy that shouldn't have even had the gun because he was a felon in the first place and lied about it Cough RANDY WEAVER Cough Sorry did it just get dusty in here or is that tear gas?

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ruby Ridge should be taught in civics class.

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notmydirtyalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it's anything like spewtube videos it will be taught that the Weavers were evil Christian white separatists who were beating up Rodney King with their white privilege when the diversity brigade turned up in their rainbow covered car to arrest Randy and despite making it very clear who they are and definitely NOT sneaking up on the property in full camo gear without ID before the weavers, even the 6 month old baby, opened fire on them, killing the brave transgender gaytf agent.

That dog was armed with a modified AR15 I tells ya!

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate when dogs are armed with AR15's, it's so sneaky!

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notmydirtyalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaiian shirt and everything!

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Bjorn_the_Black 18 points ago +18 / -0

Interns...

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K98_Mauser_Boi 35 points ago +35 / -0

I for one am an FBI agent.

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ZodShael 28 points ago +28 / -0

I think the politically correct term is glow nigger.

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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BasteSpuds 19 points ago +19 / -0

So not all feds are faggots. Nice.

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BasteSpuds 25 points ago +25 / -0

How do you know you're at a blm/anarchist meet up?

There's no blacks.

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PlandemicIsAsshoe 11 points ago +11 / -0

This comment chain is a set-up, OP is a fed and the rest of you are all feds. FEDS!

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shoot, I'm gonna have to arrest agent Jones over this.

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1776pill 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s funny becsause I remember seeing footage one day of rioters and thought,”none of them are black just issue a shoot on site order”.. but since looking up the names of the commies rittenhouse took out it all makes sense.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

I call BS. You haven't tried to sodomize anybody. No way you are a feeb.

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TakenusernameA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Arent we all?

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weizkangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you were the guys who raided Ram Ranch?

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TrueRealist 20 points ago +20 / -0

You know this dude is on the watchlist now lol.

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potato4dawin 5 points ago +5 / -0

based

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zzbg 20 points ago +20 / -0

I do not glow in the dark

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ethr 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ok fed

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zzbg 8 points ago +8 / -0

shhhhhh

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ThrowawayRV 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn I didn't know about this one lol, but I'm baffled that they thought it would trick anyone. The face looks wrong, her hands look somewhat masculine and the hair just fades into the camo pattern of the jacket (if you look at the original image).

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zzbg 9 points ago +9 / -0

^^^ this. remember that fed that tricked those guys into forming a halfassed plan to kidnap the governner in michigan? that is who they want to trick.

The smart guy either get brought into the fold or killed.

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ThrowawayRV 1 point ago +1 / -0

In case anyone is wondering what the guy who deleted his comment wrote he said that the FBI isn't looking for Mensa members, they're just looking for the most retarded low IQ people to trick they can find.

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LovecraftCat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her eyebrow overlaps her hair.

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notmydirtyalt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Depends are federal agents forbidden from saying that Waco was a massacre caused by federal agents, Vicki Weaver was murdered by an ATF agent who should have gone to the chair and McVeigh was not only justified but an American hero?

Because if they aren't I need a new schtick.

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Waffleyumboy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would think they're allowed to say whatever they need to to fit in.

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Bjorn_the_Black 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Hello, fellow open lawbreakers. Let's talk shop."

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notmydirtyalt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure the piece of shit that did it bragged about then later claimed my PTSD for the neetbux.

Or I'm thinking about the cumstains at Waco, it all just blurs together after a while.

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TakenusernameA 12 points ago +12 / -0

CGI FBI waifus are coming for our guns.

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Schizo 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are impostors among us! 😳😳😳😳

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RetardMoron 10 points ago +10 / -0

why not use real footage.

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TakenusernameA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because all the women who work there are ugly and they dont want to doxx themselves.

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Barian84 9 points ago +9 / -0

We’re all feds I thought?

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thenameisdonald 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does anyone else wonder if you’re the only real fucker on here? Hehehe

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sod_off_shotgun 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some of the posts I see are way too funny for actual glowies. It's impossible.

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thenameisdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point.

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mp40 3 points ago +3 / -0

Given AI progress i wonder the same.

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thecrediblehulk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

Ahem Sorry, wrong tab.

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smashsoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

based FBI arresting coomers

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MaskConnoisseur2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone is Sus

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mp40 5 points ago +5 / -0

The things you can detect are just the tip of the iceberg.

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jtpg3 4 points ago +4 / -0

dont worry about it goy

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HingusTheBungus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, if they best they can do is "GUN G1RL", then we probably have time to properly formulate a proper boog boy bonanza.

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ICEgoticed 3 points ago +4 / -1

That gun she has, can it be purchased in the U.S.?

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BasteSpuds 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its an ak 74 variant. Yes it exists in the us.

I just don't know why they just didn't use any of the 17 gorillion authentic pictures of hoes with guns.

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zzbg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because those can be reversed image searched.

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah meta data and all that.

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Waffleyumboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've got to have some they can snatch from private right?

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mp40 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believe me, the feds can do anything. Something owns the internet, or soon will.

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Bjorn_the_Black 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like an AK?

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JoeBidenIsAKike 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reply "nigger" to this post else you're a dirty fucking glownigger

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

most of this glownigger shit doesn’t require a photoshop noise analysis to see through. there is a specific, insincere tone to glownigger posts. pictures, text, timing - there is a glownigger flavor you can always pick up on.

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LovecraftCat 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are restricted and professional with their lies, but are casual and funny when they are honest.

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sonicfanclub77 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like pretending to be a spy sometimes. But mom makes me share the nerf gun with my sister, and then it's not cool anymore, If I can talk to real spies here, that's super cool, and can I ask is teleporting real or is it made up?

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zzbg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teleporting is really expensive. You can only do it when you REALLY need to, and only agents are allowed to since teleportation technically kills you and agent's don't have souls anyway.

I, uh, heard that. From a friend.

Don't worry about it.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello

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Tourgen 2 points ago +2 / -0

based autism

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TendieMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The @ name and the display name don't match at all, big giveaway.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry; what's a "glowie"?

I don't know what LARP means either.

Thanks

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Mad_King_Kalak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some famous hacker, whom the feds were after, in a well watched video, said "those CIA niggers, they glow". The name "glowie" or "glow nigger" stuck.

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zzbg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just some famous hacker. Saint Terry was a certifiable genius and God's Favorite Programmer.

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Mad_King_Kalak 1 point ago +1 / -0

LARP = Live Action Role Playing

in the 1990s (and I did it a few times myself) it was a fad thing to dress up like vampires or D&D characters and role-play rather than doing it with a set of dice and books around a kitchen table. Some LARPers got quite elaborate with their campaigns and level of realism. I think there are still folks doing it now, but it's not as big.

So, when you say shit like "It's time to overthrow the system" or something like that, unless you're Uncle Ted, it's LARPing.

Note, these are glowie questions that you don't know this.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the info. I'm not affiliated the Cock In Ass or Faggot Bureau of Instigation.

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zzbg 3 points ago +3 / -0

guys he's BATFE.

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Mark4-39 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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UsurperJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love whiskey guns and cigarettes!

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UnkindledTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Americans btfo again lol

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sonicfanclub77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait a second what's a noise level?

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zzbg 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's basically how clean an image is. How grainy footage is, how pixelated footage is. If an image is real and unaltered the entire picture should have a relatively uniform level of noise. Images that have been touched up or are a composite of some kind will have different noise levels on different elements.

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FEGALEIN 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE CIA GLOWKIKES ARE COMING