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Silence_Is_Violence 66 points ago +66 / -0

Side note: I am a badass james bond wannabe in my daydreams

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Call_Me_Kaiser 19 points ago +19 / -0

These people live on a fantasy world

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ZodShael 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the type of person that has no clue of what they're actually physically capable of, and end up face-planting when trying to rope swing into a lake.

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TrueRealist 50 points ago +50 / -0

I could have disarmed this dude and fired all rounds without much effort

(X) Doubt.

This is why women shouldn't vote, most live in pure Disney world fantasy land. I would bet my house that this broad has never touched a holster in her life. Even if she did, I would bet everything else that she wouldn't know how to work the safety.

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shelfstocker95 42 points ago +42 / -0

The funniest part of it is "and fire all the rounds".

So instead of taking the magazine out of the weapon and rendering it safe, this creature wants to, hypothetically, open fire until the gun goes click?

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paulrnelson 27 points ago +27 / -0

Also given the style of holster and baton or whatever that other stick thing is, I'd say it's probably an off duty cop or something. She'd be on the ground 2 femtoseconds after reaching for the gun lol.

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zzbg 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah, between the pants and the other shit on the belt he's probably some kind of LEO. She is retarded, and water is wet.

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Pierog 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a run of the mill NYPD patrol uniform dude. And she's delusional. NYPD holsters have multiple levels of retention. They're designed so the gun cannot be pulled by anyone other than the operator. They adopted it a few years back.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 11 points ago +11 / -0

And then immediately cry police brutality

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WHITE_MALE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea it's a triple retention holster.

Most people who aren't cops or know about holsters would never be able to get a gun out of one even if the dude was unconscious on the ground.

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Crockett 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is far and away the most insane part. Absolutely incredible.

Fire ten(?) rounds in rapid succession (into the air? the ground?) as a means to peacefully subdue a threat? Because that will surely deescalate the situation, not convince everyone around you that there's a terrorist attack happening.

Just imagine it mechanically. So she's pinned this guy to the ground, using at least one hand, so she's going to rapid fire the gun one handed in a coffee shop, safely? Or is she going to use two hands and is just sitting on the guy, who can probably do a pushup with her sitting on his shoulders. Or maybe her plan was to just grab the gun and sprint away firing wildly before he caught her?

This is the kind of imagination that becomes embarrassing after five seconds of thought. But she's here Uncle Rico-ing to brag after the fact.

And that's before even getting to the embarrassing point that the problem she's imagining is "how to get the bullets out of a gun" and even after going home to virtue signal on the internet about her coffee run, it still never even occurred to her that there is another way to get bullets out of a gun besides shooting them.

PS it seems like the point she's trying to make is that guns aren't very dangerous. Or else how could 100 lb female bloggers with "partial weapons training" so easily neutralize any gunman? And yet she complaining about guns?

This post is the work of a lunatic. It's truly a wonder.

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ConfiscateTheCoats 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quality synopsis. Laughed a lot

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FedPooster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope the rounds don't richochetoff and hit someone or anything as she presumebaly fires it into the ground.

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FedPooster 17 points ago +17 / -0

I can guarentee she believes that because she saw generic action movei where the scrawny secret agent girl singlehandedly overpowers 12 Russian goons jacked on steriods.

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Leadforpeds 46 points ago +47 / -1

She does know she would have to undo that strap first, right? And when she did that guy would have clocked her in the face? Also most people conceal carry anyway so this is a retarded talking point.

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KarenSlayer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Of course she does, she is partially weapons trained.

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SubtleTea 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am partially house trained....ladies😘

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WHITE_MALE 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's triple retention most likely, so she would have to move the strap, pull it out at the proper angle, as well as likely hit a small tab retention lock on the inside of the holster to make it draw, and it's Manhattan, so I doubt the guy is carrying with one in the tube.

So, she would have to basically out muscle this guy in like 100ms, pull off probably THE fastest draw from a duty holster EVER, put one in the chamber, then proceed to mag dump...

It's just pure ignorance.

Hell, I'm a bigger dude that's in shape and knows how to fight, and even I would not be confident that I could wrestle a gun from a duty holster from someone resisting, and I know how most of them work. This bitch has major crack-head energy.

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crash7863 35 points ago +35 / -0

Could have disarmed him? That's a woman right? She needs to fucking learn the difference in the level of strength of men vs women.

The fucking ignorance, what a dumb bitch.

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Call_Me_Kaiser 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah a "woman"

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Mad_King_Kalak 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think she would know how to draw the gun from that double retention holster.

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Money_Hoarder_95 32 points ago +32 / -0

Here's a tip: if you don't like guns bitch, don't go to America. It's that simple.

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JoeBidenIsAKike 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm a euro and I like guns (I'd like to shoot one eventually) but she's right on the fact that America has a problem, however it's not what she thinks it is.

cough N cough

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spezschinesebukkake 27 points ago +27 / -0

r/iamverybadass

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BigBeef 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pro tip: Open carry multiple rifles everywhere you go to make fag UKers seethe.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldnt throwing tea in harbors be much more effective?

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This_Account 17 points ago +17 / -0

Safariland duty holsters have several retaining features that prevent someone else from drawing the sidearm. Theres a loop over the slide end cap you flip down, then there's a lever you have to depress. Not to mention the deflector on top of it.

YouTube - Safariland 6360 Holster Review

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KarenSlayer 12 points ago +12 / -0

She knows all of this, and she knows how to bypass the retaining features in a split second. She is partially weapons trained.

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usa_foot_print 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea. She saw the Matrix. She knows how to dodge bullets now

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ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw The Matrix. I'm Nio.

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sod_off_shotgun 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love this. She is so full of shit.

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Tourgen 16 points ago +16 / -0

Women want all men disarmed and powerless. They know they cannot do this themselves 1 on 1, so they create a government and environment that makes other men do it for them.

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AustrianPictorem 15 points ago +15 / -0

The government wants its own citizens disarmed so they appeal to women's sensitivities to gather their support (shooting up schools, churches), women aren't able to create a government of their own or force the government to do what they want, they're way to easily manipulated

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americathegr888 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not really true, at least of White women.

It's shitskins that vote >= 90% for gun control in every election since they've been here. White women vote about 30% for gun control (similar to White men).

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of the best shots I have ever known was a 60 year old lady that went to the range three times a week, and had dine so for years, if not decades.

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Captain_Raamsley 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fake. No one can get an open carry license in manhattan. Unless he's a constitutional carry chad.

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basado 17 points ago +17 / -0

Looks like an off duty LEO

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SomeWhiteGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's watched one to many chick action movies

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Bjorn_the_Black 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Partially trained in guns"

Translation: watched Charlie's Angels once

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Fabius 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mind your own fucking business you stupid cunt.

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BigBrassBowls 10 points ago +10 / -0

without much effort

If they managed to get the gun out of the holster I’d wager they probably couldn’t even find the safety...

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This_Account 15 points ago +15 / -0

Glocks don't have safety switches. Their safeties are internal and are disengaged by pulling the trigger.

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TriumphoftheSwill 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've never seen a friendly person wearing a scarf like that. it is always raging cunts.

Side note; I've always thought it was hilarious how euros are so afraid of America. It's almost as funny as the idea that they are better because they are afraid of Americans.

Side side note; The only times I've felt in danger of my life was from feral niggers. If Euros were more afraid of niggers than they were of scary scary guns they wouldn't be such a joke.

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FedPooster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet she (he?) really could be such a badass and grapple mach man's gun there. Fuck off back to bongland you Anglo cunt.

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thedanthoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I frequently have violent urges and think about having ‘gun battles.’ America has a serious problem.”

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Neowolfe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol good luck pulling his gun out of that level 3 retention holster whilst having no idea how it works. I used to wish someone would attempt to grab my pistol so I could wait for them to give up then pull it out and blow their brains all over the place

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Consoomerposting 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instead in England when she goes for her morning coffee she has to worry about refugees throwing acid in her face

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Tarrock 5 points ago +5 / -0

"She"

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have a problem in that ugly feminists arent immediately deported.

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WHITE_MALE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woman tries to take the gun

Dude turns around and lightly shoves her balding ugly ass to the ground

She falls over and starts crying as several soy-sucking beta males run to her aid

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KarenSlayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would book a hotel and flight to Manhattan and sit in that coffee shop all day, just to see her try to steal a gun from a NYPD Officer.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/finsbury-park-stabbing-seven-sisters-road-a4341901.html

A teenager is today fighting for his life in hospital after being knifed in a double stabbing in north London.

Police and paramedics were scrambled to the scene outside a Costa coffee shop in Seven Sisters Road, Finsbury Park, on Wednesday evening.

They arrived to find two 18-year-old men suffering stab injuries. Both were treated at the scene before being rushed to hospital.

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Lonely-consoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She don’t live in reality

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JoeBidenIsAKike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woman moment