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SuperSaiyanAssHair 45 points ago +46 / -1

Imagine all the times you engaged in sexual deneracy, masturbation and were able to take the summation of that energy expended and put it entirely into self improvement and exercise. That's what this man did. That's why it's based.

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JoeBidenIsAKike 30 points ago +30 / -0

Is this real? lmao

If true, even more based

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Monky 35 points ago +35 / -0

No, the article is a fake, and a pretty obvious one.

The use of the word “Guy” the fact that the image they used is very low resolution and that it says “”Chad” meme” instead of “racist, ableist, bigoted, homophobic, alt-right propagandist, internet meme” are dead giveaways.

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JoeBidenIsAKike 21 points ago +21 / -0

it says “”Chad” meme” instead of “racist, ableist, bigoted, homophobic, alt-right propagandist, internet meme”

My bad, I forgot the amount of faggotry these people give off.

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squiddface 19 points ago +19 / -0

That guy is a real person? I thought he was cgi

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thenameisdonald 20 points ago +20 / -0

I thought I remember reading his girlfriend cgi’d it but he looks very similar to the photoshop.

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Monky 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, that was a tweet (I think, not sure where it was posted) of a woman that photoshopped her boyfriend to look like gigachad, but Ernest Khalimov, the model in the pictures, is real.

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OrderMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you sure? Seems a bit unreal...

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KingSweyn 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sorry for the shitter link.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1254763031390642180/photo/2

That's him on the right with his brothers.

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OrderMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alright so he actually looks like him? I thought all of his pictures were photoshopped and there was no real picture of him to maintain the illusion. Still the article is false and he has a gf.

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KingSweyn 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are correct, he has been photoshopped in those black&whites. Just not much. Also yes, I assumed it was bull as well.

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OrderMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Although they may be waiting until marriage? I hope that's the case.

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daddyfoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you guys retarded?

Those are edited too

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

male Melania Trump

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought we called that Donald Trump?

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ThrowawayRV 10 points ago +11 / -1

Let's take a second to think about how CNN cares so fucking much about "owning" the alt-right bigotted extremists XXXDDDD that they wrote an entire fucking article exposing this guy as a virgin.

Can you imagine this happening in 30 years ago? I know celeb-gossiping existed back then, but this guy is not a celebrity and there's absolutely nothing worth writing a whole article over just because he's virgin. It's peak clown world.

Spez: I couldn't find the original article for some reason.

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Lean 8 points ago +8 / -0

When is the right time?

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squiddface 26 points ago +26 / -0

After you get married.

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BigBeef 7 points ago +9 / -2

After you get married, when you want to have children. Non-procreative sex is kind of cringe.

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Barian84 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also less enjoyable.

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KingSweyn 6 points ago +6 / -0

That policy worked a lot better when people all got married before 20.

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Barian84 8 points ago +9 / -1

Then get married before you turn 20.

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squiddface 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's because they all died at 40.

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KingSweyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a misconception. High infant mortality drove the average down, and old people died at a natural age instead of getting 20 years of pills and surgeries.

Back then if you hit 16, you were probably going to reach 60.

Doesn't matter. The age of fertility hasn't changed.

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squiddface 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stand corrected. Still doesn't mean I can't wife up a fertile 15 year old so I can pump out a dozen white babies.

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Lean 1 point ago +4 / -3

Ah, so never.

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Fabius 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm sure they'll be a cool new podcast you can listen to.

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Barian84 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that’s how it is then celibacy is a wonderful and godly option.

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MeatwadMeatwad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chad Virgin.

It's real.

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takeyouruptrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

the virgin "chad" vs the chad virgin

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Dale_Gribble 2 points ago +2 / -0

im very conflicted here.

its cnn......

send help

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Wontonnoodle91 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the true, penultimate Chad of our generation! What a hero!

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