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Citizentoxie72 43 points ago +43 / -0

Survival tools like avoiding areas that are heavily populated by blacks and crossing the street when a black is coming your way

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samoan62 27 points ago +27 / -0

Black people HATE HIM!!

Click here to learn the new trick to avoid getting your bike stolen

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feraxil 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey!

Stop that!

Stealing bikes is my hustle! Why you keeping me down, man? Why you taking food off my table? Sheeeeeeet.

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Vulkanian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yo English too white, nigga. Are you acting white? I’ma put a cap in yo ass cracka.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait. Am I a nigga or a cracka? I'm corn-fused.

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FedPooster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inner city kids used to come into the suburbs to steal bikes because we used to leave them outside. Police never went after them because usually they'd be sold for scrap already.

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squiddface 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember the days I used to be able to leave my bike laying around... granted I grew up on a military base (there's fences and guards to keep the niggers out).

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Practical_Courage 19 points ago +19 / -0

Imagine living a life dependent on intangible systems

This comment made by rural gang

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DragonsDontEatSoy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like part of the survival toolkit of the Minecraft Villagers

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ProudConsumer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like part of the survival toolkit of a different group of people obsessed with money who have gigantic noses. Except they aren't fictional.

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DragonsDontEatSoy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmmmmmm

Were they kicked out of 109 countries?

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ProudConsumer 6 points ago +6 / -0

109 Countries? I don't know about that. I kicked them out of my Minecraft Village because they attracted zombies. I don't know about you, but I think they imported the zombies to destroy the native player population.

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LovecraftCat 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a reason why there are rails and carts in minecraft. This is the only way to transport villagers.

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KingSweyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it's 110 now.

Yemen is down to their last 13 jews and they're trying to get them to hurry up and leave.

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GayNigga 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol yeah sure

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ThrowawayRV 10 points ago +10 / -0

The guy on the left looks like a Jewish balding soyboy nerd faggot who openly admits to having an open relationship and liking being buttfucked by negros. Also did anyone notice how the legs of the little girl on his back look almost adult-like? Compare her arms and the legs, what the fuck????????

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LovecraftCat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've seen quite a few of liberals that looked exactly like him.

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DragonsDontEatSoy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Leonard from The Big Bang Theory

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BigPedeEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

No kid on the left can start any engine

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DragonsDontEatSoy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

They couldn't even start the Godot game engine let alone a real engine

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BigPedeEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Muh city slickers just as gud

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Gigganigga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck city slickers man, thinking they're so high and mighty with their fancy German cars, backlogs of Gucci slippers, and their Park Ave. manicures. I bet none of 'em know what kind of soil pH is required for growing tomacco!

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BigPedeEnergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking based

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Tourgen 2 points ago +2 / -0

last place on Earth I expected to hear a godot comment

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jtpg3 4 points ago +4 / -0

wait so "trigger warnings" arent a joke?

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ImperialTeddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based and homestead-pilled.

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Dale_Gribble 3 points ago +3 / -0

bruh what "skills" ?

im a "city kid" who is trying to get out (and God willing I will am very close)

I think the only real skill that I have is checking under park benches for coins and saving them up so I can have a free meal at the cheap eats joint that isnt mcdons.

Otherwise everything I need is in a store and im sick of it. One of these days im going to make like Oliver from green acres and buy some crap farm and till the dirt and put a seed into the soil. Then care of that seed and watch its little green head come out and meet the world! ENOUGH OF THE RAT RACE!

jokes aside i actually would like to become a farm hand for awhile. I think it will be a great for discipline and grow my knowledge on farming without going to school.

Any tips would be dope. Kinda doubt farm guys are on here tho.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I know the safest route to Subway"

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Call_Me_Kaiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least the city father had multiple children