Feminism (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by lavushly
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yes? and? (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by Daldis
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Enemies? (media.consumeproduct.win) burgers?
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The eternal midwit (media.consumeproduct.win)
posted ago by BasedChad
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I AM SICK OF HAVING TO STAY IN QUARANTINE AND WEAR A MASK EVERYTIME WHEN I GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE OF FUCKING STUBBORN MORONS LIKE YOU WHO ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS VIRUS IS NOT A HOAX. EAT SHIT AND DIE BRAINDEAD CUNTS

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Many here probably know the theory that dumb and smart people often tend to agree on some basic truths, whilst 'midwits' sometimes seem to get them wrong. I'd like to propose a theory that European states often support immigration because they are run by midwits.

Simply put, the more intelligent on average (albeit by only a small margin) countries like Japan or Israel tend to be very anti immigration/ ethnic diversity. Dumber countries also seem to have a high affinity for their own kind (many African countries are like this).

European countries are led by midwits who have gone the middle route and decided that immigration and diversity are actually wonderful things and totally do not destroy countries. They are, of course, wrong.

One may ask why Israel doesn't have open borders, or why Japan is so ethnically homogeneous; it may well be because they are not likely to be led by midwits. Perhaps we should point this out in future (unless of course I am completely wrong).

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Nose check (media.consumeproduct.win)
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The last time I downloaded a movie, I got hit with a copyright letter from my ISP. I want to download some old TV shows, but I don't want to get caught again. I'm thinking of buying a VPN but I don't know if it's worth it. Any advise on a good VPN or pirating in general?

It was another long day in the prison I have learned to call my home. It was the year 2021 when it all began. The day when as painful as it may seem and be momentarily would not last forever. The day when there was a McDonald's erected everywhere, every city, every state, every irrelevant miniscule shithole of a small town. That day that will live on forever in the minds and hearts of all remaining capitalists on Earth. The day Joe Biden had seized the presidency and began project "The Mcdonald's Is Now A Gulag".

I had never seen the government work with such efficiency and speed at anything. The cops were fat. The politicians were fat. The capitalists were bald, smelly, simp fat guys that gave all their companies profits to prostitutes and the prostitutes still wouldnt fuck them. At least they were giving all those billions to the whores when they were free to do so but when Joe Biden won the presidency he had immediately went to work with his Vice President Barack Obama to instill the project "The Mcdonald's Is Now A Gulag".

This plan involved rounding up all Capitalists with a bad "Boss Social Score" and instead of pussy bitch fines and jail time they received the same jobs they had created for the little people. The gulag's of the McDonald's were a bad place to be and believe me when I say to you you never want to go there. They had gone from family based restaurants where the young children could play as they ate Happy Meals to a gray and white box with golden arches and a small ten by ten foot pen that after the 22 hour work day the capitalist prisoners that gave all those millions to whores that would not fuck them were rewarded with "play time with Ragin' Roy The Soy Boy With An Erection As Big As A Sex Toy." The screams were legendary but no where as legendary as the crimes the capitlaists had inflicted against America. Those crimes being the destruction of the family, stability, and happiness that originates from Freedom.

It was nearing evening when the screams had begun at the McDonald's Gulags. The sun began to set as the stars began to burst into life. The scent of rain had taken form in the emerging night sky. The air was thick and heavy in the air and environment. The French Fry grease had left an effect on Earth after the "Final Frying". The "Final Frying" was a war in which the French Fry grease at McDonald's had been repurposed to function as Mustard Gas and a replacement for Zyklon B in the death chambers of the death camps that were over seen by King Burger. But more importantly The Final Frying was a war in which after the War Industry Capitalists had tried to start a war with their slaves in China by using bats to poison America with the flu had failed and begun the revolution to bring the Capitalists to justice.

It was nearing 9 a.m. when I arrived home and turned the TV on. Another victory. Another capitalist had come to realize the error of their ways and instead of giving thousands of dollars to whores that wouldnt fuck them they were in line for the suicide redemption machine. President Joe Biden and his V.P Barack Obama were present at every Suicide Redemption Machine ceremony. The ceremonies had grown in such capacity and size all Football games had been cancelled and in their arenas stood hundreds of Machines no bigger than telephone booths. But these booths werent for calling anyone. These booths were for righting many wrongs. The booths were solid gray rectangles that stood near 5ft 9" tall. It had been royal decree of Queen Pelosi that all men 6ft or taller were to be spared from the Suicide Redemption Ride and instead instilled into the McDonald's Gulags. The interesting thing about the gulags were that at anytime the Capitalists sentenced to them could be bought by women and saved from the gulags and the rape of Ragin' Roy The Soy Boy With An Erection As Big As A Sex Toy.

As the hour struck 11 a.m. so did President Joe Biden strike the lever of lightning to end the evil of the Capitalists. The arena was silent. The memories thick and the emotions felt as hot and deadly as the lightning. The people then erupted into cheers and this empowered them to build great rockets and housing projects and to conquer the universe by way of space travel and colonization onto planets like Mars. Yes this was truly the good ol' days.

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